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Meet Rebecca Black.  The next talentless singer to secure her future as the next Lindsay Lohan.  Her cookie-cutter music video and recording session apparently purchased by her parents and gained viral fame after Daniel Tosh clowned her on his Tosh.0 Blog.

Her voice sounds like someone her a little too hard in the face with a newspaper and broke her nose.  Woof.

Anyway, after the whole internet ripped her a new one, she decided to perform acoustically for ABC to prove that she actually has talent.

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Look kids, just because YOU think you’re talented, and mommy and daddy (sometimes with the best of intentions, sometimes the worst) tell you that you’ve got the voice of an angel, doesn’t mean you really do.

“Tomorrow is Saturday/And Sunday comes afterwords.”  Seriously?  Who smoked a Jeffrey and wrote that one?

YouTube Sensation, Greyson Chance performed over the weekend in Paris France at the Aquarium de Paris.  He’s best known for his cover of Lady GaGa’s “Paparazzi” and was featured on Ellen, where he spoke with GaGa via telephone.

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Here’s a great video of Bernie Mac’s comedy.

WARNING:  LOTS OF MOTHERF*CKIN’ EXPLETIVES!!!

Seriously, don’t watch it at work!!

It’s really sad, all of these people dying lately.  I mean, I guess death happens all the time but sometimes it just seems to go in waves of death… freaks me out.

Anyway, how crazy is it that this nasty internet rumor went around last week that he was dead and they denied it… and now it’s real.

He was one funny motherf*cker!

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So this is the radio station sensation that’s sweeping the nation… A bunch of radio stations have started making their own videos to Miley Cyrus “See You Again”…  I have no idea how this whole phenomenon was started, but we decided it would be fun to do our own… So my boss got everyone together and we filmed our Miley Cyrus video a few weeks ago.  Kyla makes a little cameo!!

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I would also like to thank Keith Allen for giving my daughter the blow up shoes and guitar featured in the video… I am constantly tripping over them!!

Kid Rock totally slammed Pamela Anderson in a recent interview.

Here’s his new video… LOVE THIS SONG!!!  I hope it does well… I am a huge Kid Rock fan but his songs just don’t do as well as they should on the radio!!  Maybe it’s the “smokin’ funny things” lyrics that freak people out, I don’t know.

It’s All Summer Long

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Here’s an unedited video of my daughter Kyla rockin’ along to Guitar Hero.  I am playing, but the camera is on her… she had no idea I was taping her.  She cracks me up.  This is what we do when we’re not at the park or playing Barbies.  She loves it!

I can’t wait for Aerosmith Guitar Hero in a few weeks.  I hope Steven Tyler is out of rehab in time for the release. 

We’re off to Newport for the day.  It’s gorgeous and 80 out.  We’re just waiting for our friend to get back from the mall, he had to go get a shirt… I am so happy I’m not famous because I would never want to be caught by the paparazzi all pasty white in this sundress!  I’d look much better with some spray tan, but I refuse – I just hate the feeling of being painted.  It’s too unnatural.  I’ll get some sun today.

Have a great weekend!  Hopefully celebs do crazy stuff this weekend and we can laugh at them on Tuesday :)

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Amy Winehouse played a secret gig with her 12 year old god-daughter Dionne in London.  Notice her taking a chug off a big bottle o’booze before she starts playing – WITH THE 12 YEAR OLD!!  Kid’s got a great voice, let’s just hope she doesn’t end up like godmommy crackhoheroinsmackaddictedmahblakeincarcerated Amy!

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Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty took a break from smoking crack and shooting up heroin to spend some quality time with the latest additions to their rodent infested home… Baby mice.  Where did they get baby mice??  Is she breeding them???  Oh, and I certainly hope the next video won’t be of the kittens they were playing with in their last bizarre video EATING THE GROWN MICE!!!  Wouldn’t shock me though.  These two are f*cked!

MAH BLAKE INCARCERATED!!