See the Water for Elephants Trailer.

Angelina Jolie plans a Plastic Surgery Binge.

Kim Kardashian is pimping swanky booze for money.  Combining two of the worlds oldest professions: whoring, and making booze.

Britney Spears Naked.  On the cover of V.

Tia Mowry looks fantastic pregnant!

Justin Bieber opens up about Selena Gomez (and opens Selena Gomez up to more death threats.)

Cheap Ballplayer BF Blind Item.

At least Charlie Sheen KNOWS his webcast sucked last night.

Taylor Swift and Chord Overstreet romance is heating up.

Live video chat by Ustream7:06 PM – He’s thanking the sponsors, including “Tiger’s Blood” – yes, there’s really a product called Tiger’s Blood.

7:08 PM – Charlie has a tattoo that says “Winning” and urges viewers to yell “WINNING!” out their window.

7:10 PM – It’s obvious that “Winning” is his new catch-phrase.  Also, there are some really lame sound effects in the background.

7:12 PM – He’s rattling off various “Winners” and he’s lit his first cigarette.  Already has 114,000+ viewers and growing.

7:16 PM – The annoying cronies in the background laugh at EVERYTHING, and won’t stfu.  He’s also lost about 1,000 viewers.  People are getting bored whenever the dingleberries in the background weigh in.

7:20 PM – The stream’s viewers have fallen to 109,000.  The show has gotten less and less focused as it goes on.  They need to mic Charlie up better, and put some more light in that room.

7:25 PM – Viewership Still falling.  now down to 105,000.  His producer told him there’s 3,105,000 viewers… If it was a joke, it wasn’t funny.  It’s like a High School public access TV show.  Complete with random unfunny fart sound effects.  I still think if it was just Charlie, it’d be funnier.

7:30 PM – Mentioned Brian Wilson, awesome pitcher for the SF Giants.  And then told one of the tards in the background to shut up.  Maybe he’s picking up steam.  He’s still very unfocused and hyperactive.

7:34 PM – He’s asked for “Air Conditioning” and has expressed that he’s hot.  Says “this thing is going pretty well” even though he’s now down to less than 100,000 viewers.

7:39 PM – ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

7:50 PM – This just sounds like a re-hashed version of Andy Dick’s failed radio show on Howard Stern’s satellite radio channel.

7:53 PM – The Show’s Over!  I guess they quit while they were ahead!  The show was supposed to be over an hour long.  #Fail.

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Not only did David Cook win American Idol and get the recording contract that comes along with it, he is now the proud owner of this bright blue custom made AI chopper!  The motorcycle has pictures of the past winners, the judges, and Ryan Seacrest on it, and they’ll be putting David’s face on it now that he won.  Pretty damn sweet… in a Pee Wee Herman bike kind of way I guess.

Photos:  Splash News Online