Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson took the Amtrak train to Washington, DC and were golf-carted to their car… I just wonder what the heck is that guy doing to Lindsay?  She looks like she’s being attacked… but he’s obviously trying to “protect”  her.  She’s such a big shot she can’t cover her own face anymore??

Photos: Splash News Online

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There’s Richard Simmons at Capitol Hill in Washington, DC.  He met with Congress to urge them to implement more physical education programs in schools and allow for more physical activity… Then he got some people up on their feet to sweat to the oldies… or whatever it is he’s sweating to these days.

He’s getting too old for those short shorts though.  They’ve never been all that attractive, and the older he gets, the creepier he is for wearing them like it’s OK.  I know they’re his signature thing, but he could wear some spandex under them…

So here’s the deal – if you have some free time on your hands and you want to do something funny to that picture with photoshop, go for it and email it to me – danasdirt@danasdirt.com and as long as it’s 1. funny, and 2. not too raunchy (clearly you could put a penis there and it would be funny, but way too inappropriate, not to mention obvious, for this site)… I’ll post it!

Photos: Splash News Online

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Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy at the Green Our Vaccines march in Washington, DC.  That’s Jim’s 21 year old daughter Jane, and Jenny’s son Evan.

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