Haha… An “incontinent beaver” on The Early Show peed right in the host’s face!!

And the animal guy is calling the urination, “a beautiful thing!!!”

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Not sure how long this video will work for, usually the networks get these “bootlegs” pulled down pretty quick… and you may not want to watch if you’re in the middle of eating breakfast… the kid just starts puking and they have a plastic bucket for him.  Who would humiliate their kid like that???  And they had a puke bucket ready so clearly they knew he was going to yak!!  What the hell??  And why didn’t Meredith ask if he’s OK or question why they have a vomiting child on national TV??

These people are nuts!!

What cracked me up yesterday was the ridiculous speculation on CNN about whether or not the boy could have been in the balloon and how much helium would have been in it to carry a 50 lb child, and they just kept going and going, it was like a balloon lesson – even after they knew the boy was never even in the damn thing!!!  It went on and on… slow news day I guess.

He apparently also gave the Good Morning America audience a vomit-shot too…  Haven’t seen that one.

Here’s the video of him on with Wolf Blitzer and Falcon says “you guys said… we did this for the show” and the parents SCRAMBLE… no wonder the kid was puking on the Today Show, he probably was scared crapless of his parents.

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My friend Maxwell got to hang out on the “green” carpet at the Teen Choice Awards… Here’s his video with the stars – Miley Cyrus, Marlon Wayons, Fergie, Kim Kardashian, even Mike Tyson!

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Kyla & Skylin at the football game on Sunday… it was SO COLD!!!!

And check out this video of the 3 kids talking.  I was just standing there talking to Erica and happened to catch these little nuggets talking about their colors and then arguing over who is FRESH!  So funny.  Kyla and Willie are sleeping upstairs, they were pretty good tonight so I’m taking them to see Madagascar tomorrow… might as well, it’s not like I have to go to work!!

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So there are some more pictures from the other day… these kids just crack me up, they’re little personalities are so funny!!

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Witness the cuteness.

Kyla has now figured out how to make video blogs.  We spent the weekend doing random things around the house, and yesterday morning I woke up to a camera in my face – she was recording.  Then she started turning the camera around and talking to it, so she doesn’t even need me to hold it for her anymore!

Here’s the one we did on Saturday.  I was cleaning the frog tank so I had to put Max & Jessica in a bowl.  Kyla likes to touch them, even though I constantly tell her not to…  I feel especially bad about the frog who jumped into the sink… One of the frogs died later that day – I don’t know if it was the one that had jumped into the sink or not.  I had just put warm soapy water in a pan to soak… of course shame on me for telling my kid to put her hand in there, I wasn’t even thinking!  It wasn’t THAT hot, and it was more likely the frog died from the soap… But still I feel bad.  Now whichever one didn’t die (we’re still trying to determine which one it is!) is lonely…

Please don’t call PETA.  It was an accident!!!  I have done really well with these frogs… the fish, not so much, which is why we haven’t gotten any more.

As for Kyla, she asked me this morning if I was going to put her videos on my website… and I said yes.  Then she started talking about the weather and if it was going to be too cold to play outside today… I asked her if she wanted to be a weather girl and do the weather on TV when she grows up and she made a face.  She says, no I don’t think that would be good.

So I said, well what do you want to be when you grow up?

And she says.

“I just wanna be a ROCK STAR!”

You already are nugget.

Have a nice day.

The Jonas Brothers revealed their wax sculptures today at Madame Tussaud’s in Washington, DC.

Check out the insane video of the fans and the guys… Seriously, it’s ridiculous how crazy their fans are… boy band mania is BACK!!! Every ten years!!

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