Aaron Carter says Michael Jackson gave him cocaine.

Justin Timberlake is taking over MySpace.

Stephen Colbert is presidential?

Victoria Beckham is going to keep her nude pics private while preggers.

Lindsay Lohan is already back to her old partying ways…

David Beckham has a baby girl on the way and is starting a new business venture – he’s going to be releasing a bodywear line and his own men’s fragrance.  And of course his business partner Simon Fuller is in on all of this too.

I’m a little worried how this is going to smell.  Think about it.

For the bodywear if  you buy it and put it on will you then have the body of David Beckham (hot) or Victoria Beckham (her body is mostly plastic so I’m not sure if it counts yet).  One thing I know for sure the body wear line will probably cost a small fortune per piece so I will stick to my VS stuff.

Now as far as the men’s fragrance goes I have to wonder what it will smell like…  There are some men’s fragrances that I cannot get enough of and will get me to talk to any man wearing it.  However as David Beckham has made himself known by being a sweaty soccer player is this going to smell like a sweaty man?  Because that is not hot whatsoever.  His fragrance is going to be called Homme.

Wait.  I almost forgot, David Beckham released a statement about his upcoming ventures:  “I have had the idea of doing a bodywear collection for some time now,” Beckham tells WWD. “[Emporio Armani] told me that their gross turnover in 2007 was around 16 million euros [$22.7 million at current exchange] and after the campaign in 2008 it went up to 31 million euros [$43.9 million] in 2008. It proved to me that there is a real market for good-looking, well-made men’s bodywear.”

Kate Hudson took her son Ryder out in the city… his hair is so much better short!!  I wonder how he hurt his wrist??

Mel B did some shopping with her girls Phoenix Chi & Angel Iris – holy brightly dressed family!

Gwen Stefani took the kids to a birthday party, Kelly Rutherford hung out with her sister and baby girl Helena…

Victoria Beckham dressed her boys alike and strutted to LAX in her usual super high heels, and Jessica Alba and Cash Warren took Honor out for breakfast.

And can’t forget my 2 favorite celebrity girls Violet & Seraphina Affleck, out with their mom and grandma.  Yeah, the paparazzi circled the picture of Jennifer Garner’s tummy as if she is pregnant.  That looks more like a natural bump of the sweatshirt to me!!

Bauer-Griffin, Fame Pictures

Victoria Beckham is super skinny out with her boys.

Photos: Flynet Pictures

Victoria Beckham dressed to kill in NYC… she’s probably running to the store to pick up some milk or something… but of course she’s dressed like she’s going to a cocktail party… IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY!  The gloves make the outfit… or does the fur?

Victoria Beckham out with Marc Jacobs in NYC… Yes, that’s Marc Jacobs, wearing a skirt… does he always dress like that?  I don’t get it.  He’s a fashion designer and he looks ridiculous.  I’m all about wear whatever you want, but that’s just stupid looking.

Oh, and notice his “BROS BEFORE HOS” tattoo!!

Photos: Splash News Online

OK I am not one to like these two AT ALL, but I must give credit where it’s due – they look HOT.  Intimidating and bitchy as hell, but HOT.  I like Posh’s short hair – she wears it almost as well as Halle Berry… and Jennifer Lopez needs to give Christina Aguilera her trainers number because she’s in shape like nobody’s business so soon after popping out TWINS!

What do you think of Victoria Beckham’s new hair?

OH, and I wonder how long before Katie Holmes chops her hair that short just to be like VB!

Photos: Splash News Online

Hopefully you do want to get into Victoria Beckham’s pants… because nobody else does!  VB launched her clothing line and tried to sell the jeans at Kitson for $300 a pair… they didn’t sell well AT ALL, so now they’re going on sale at places like Loehman’s for $69.99.

Poor Victoria!

Splash News Online 

There’s Victoria Beckham walking down Rodeo Drive with her Armani loving son Romeo… At first I thought there was actually a heart on his shirt before it says Armani…

Anyway, can you get over how high her heels are every damn day?  Seriously, I would love to see her try to walk down a steep hill in those things.  She’d definitely fall flat on her face.