So is Betty White now the oldest person on Twitter?  The 90 year old actress just sent her first tweet about an hour ago and she already has over 15,000 followers!

No doubt she’s doing this to promote her new TV show… Her second tweet said “my new show Betty White’s Off Their Rockers airs on NBC tomorrow night at 8pm”!

Follow Betty White @bettymwhite and follow me @danasdirt :)

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Resse Witherspoon has a tummy tattoo?!

Weston Cage is in trouble again…  And this time it’s a strange domestic dispute.

Is fame destroying Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart?

Sending Lindsay lohan was wrong, just wrong…  According Lindsay that is.

Ladt Gaga performed a mini concert in Taiwan.

Hollywood reacts to “not guilty” via Twitter.

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Oprah and I have the same idea on what to do after you finish something big – stay in your pajamas for the entire day.  Sure, my accomplishments are great for me – but Oprah’s accomplishments are something that everyone knows about!

After Oprah signed off her talk show Wednesday for the last time she knew exactly what she was going to so – stay in her pajamas for the day.

Legit.  She even tweeted about it. 

“Staying in PJs all day.  Getting my hair braided for summer vacation. Reading all your emails!”

I wasn’t a big Oprah fan – but as I took Wednesday off – I swear it was a mental health day that paired well with the beautiful weather by me – I watched her final show where he only guest was herself.  The end of the show was bittersweet too… 

“Gratitude is the single greatest treasure I will take with me from this experience,” Winfrey said, closing the show surrounded by her staff and her beloved cocker spaniel, Sadie. “I thank you for sharing this yellow brick road of blessings. I won’t say goodbye — I’ll just say, ‘Until we meet again.’”

Now I’ll just have to watch her television network – which has one of my fave shows playing (How I Met Your Mother) – to see what she is up to next.

O Oprah.  I will miss you giving away trips, cars and make-overs to complete strangers who sit in your audience on a daily basis.  But I will miss even more hearing the commentary about the previous day’s show in the break room during my lunch.

Now.  How do I get my own talk show so I can rake in millions!?

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Well it’s official – Kim Kardashian is engaged to her basketball boyfriend Kris Humphries. 

Last month a friend of Kim’s told Us Weekly that Kim was planning to move NYC to be closer to her man.  Kris plays for the New Jersey Nets (that’s basketball, the Mets are baseball for those who don’t follow sports and get confused easily).   The family friend also said that they thought that this was it for Kim, and that an engagement was expected sometime this summer.

Kim already has babies on the brain – this is probably because of big sister Kourtney’s little one, Mason Dash Disick.  In January Kim Tweeted a pic of Kris with teh message, “I want my son to look like this!” 

And of course, earlier this year Kim commented on where she thought she’d be with love by the time that she was 30…  “I seriously thought by the time I was 30, I would have one [baby] and a bun in the oven…I cannot wait to have a baby just like [Mason].”

Wheever I think of Kim Kardashian I always think of “Baby Got Back,” and it’s not because I’m mean.  I love her butt!  Seriously tho this is great for her!!!

Congrats Kim, I hope this marriage is better than the last!

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Contrary to what some people believe – I actually do like Lady Gaga; I just think that she dresses ridiculously.

But what I think doesn’t matter much because she has managed to bump Oprah from Forbes Annual Celebrity 100 list.  Yup, Oprah was knocked out of the top spot for the third time in the last seven years. 

Gaga got to the #1 spot because she has mastered all media.  Seriously.  She has everyone knowing who she is – thanks to her ridiculous outfits that I cannot stand.

There was $90 million earned from her monster tour, 32 million Facebook fans, 9.5 million Twitter followers – aka Little Monsters – who downloaded 1 million digital copies of “Born This Way” in just five days.  And don’t leave out that people are also happy to buy MAC makeup, Monster headphones and the Virgin Mobile phones that she features in her videos.

Other celebs on the list this year following Lady Gaga at #1 and Oprah at #2 are Justin Bieber #3, U2 at #4, Sir Elton John at #5, Tiger Woods at #6, Taylor Swift at #7, Bon Jovi at #8, Simon Cowell at #9 and at #10 is Lebron James.

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I will have these up every day by noon, I suppose I should do it earlier but I make my own schedule and I’m sticking to it!  Plus I have to get up and make my coffee, crack my boyfriend’s back, check my email, and gather the dirt before I do this.

Anyway, the Lilo new mugshot watch is off, Amy Winehouse injured a strange part of her body, who is throwing wedding 2.0, and how is Michael Jackson preparing for his upcoming comeback???  Upcoming Comeback…

LISTEN PLEASE – I think you will like it, and if you do you can download it onto your iPhone or Blackberry and get caught up on the dirt in 3 minutes in the car or walking to lunch!

Follow me on Twitter to find out when the dirt is posted each day!

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My friend Maxwell at WNCI in Columbus did this hilarious parody “Twitter Makes Me Happy B*tch” and I LOVE IT!  Now he’s got a video… check it out!

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And I have started vlogging again – my video blogs are random and silly, check them out on my YouTube Channel

OK I think that’s enough of ME ME ME for today… I did pilates this morning, I am so proud of myself.

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