So the other day I showed you these pictures of Jessica Simpson leaving Beso with Tony Romo and the rest of the fam – including her mom Tina with her boob popping out of her top…

Well these pictures give a Tony’s eyes only view of Jess leaving the restaurant that night…

NSFW!

Jessica Simpson and her poor injured baby Tony Romo returned to Dallas after spending New Year’s in Miami.  Look how cute Daisy is!  I don’t know… a lot of people are grossed out by them for some reason but I actually like them.  It’s like the ditzy cheerleader dating the dumb jock, it doesn’t mean they’re bad people.

Check out my super fun captions in the photo album.

And I’m working on a Podcast for later… but right now I’m taking pictures of a ton of stuff for my eBay store.

Photos: Splash News Online

Jessica Simpson released her new fragrance “Fancy” at Macy’s.  A male fan dressed in a Tony Romo jersey showed up to meet her… CUTE!

THIS POST DEDICATED TO ERIN!

Photos: Splash News Online

According to Star Magazine, Jessica Simpson refers to Tony Romo as her FBD:

FUTURE BABY DADDY

I believe it.

I wonder if he refers to her as his FWB:

Friend With Benefits

or

Floozie With Bigboobs

Anyway, there’s Jess leaving the tanning salon in a a brown dress that needs to be hemmed.

Tony Romo just bought this house in Irving, TX.  I wonder if the purchase of this nice family home means he and Jessica Simpson are going to settle down and have some children???

Just kidding, but you know that’s what the tabloids will turn it into!

Looks like Jesstomo is super happy!  What is their couple name anyway?  I honestly don’t read too many other blogs, I mostly just go to the news sources and then plop my own 2 cents in, so I have no idea if they’ve got a combo meal name yet.

Jessica Simpson

Tony Romo

Jesstomo… Tosimperomo?

I mean there’s really no TomKat-esque way of saying it.

Could Jessica be hiding a baby bump?  Is that why she seems to have a glow?

KIDDING!!!!!!

Photos: Splash News Online

Jessica Simpson is on the cover of the latest issue of Elle Magazine… She talks about how her dad doesn’t interfere in her relationships, gushes over Tony Romo as usual, and then reveals she was once in an abusive relationship??  She doesn’t say with who…

The dark years of Jessica Simpson also apparently included abuse. She says that her forthcoming album will include a song called “Remember That” by the Nashville songwriters Rachel Proctor and Victoria Banks that she hopes will deliver a message to abused women. “It doesn’t matter how he hurts you,” she sings, “With his hands or with his words/ You don’t deserve it/ It ain’t worth it/ Take your heart and run.”

“I had to record that,” Jessica says. “There’s nothing on my album you’re gonna hear that I don’t relate to or that I haven’t experienced. Because the only way I know how to sing is from life experience.”

“Are you thinking of anybody in particular when you sing that?” I ask.

“That is a personal question that I do want to keep to myself,” she says. “But I know that I sing it with experience.”

“I understand you’ve felt emotionally abused,” I say, “but you’re not telling me that you’ve experienced physical abuse as well, are you?”

She stops to ponder her response. She finally says, “I don’t want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and run.”

It’s just odd because she was so young when she met Nick, and it doesn’t seem like she’d be talking about him… so what actually happened?  Or is she just embellishing to try to sell some country albums??

From: Elle Magazine

Jessica Simpson went to dinner at Nobu last night.  She has one of those freakishly long index toes… Check it out.  Eeeeewwww!!

Jessica apparently wants Tony to be in her video for her first single on her upcoming country album…

Oh, and Tony still calls Carrie Underwood and remains friends with her.  I’ll give you one guess how Jess feels about THAT!

Photos: Splash News Online

So the question is are the together or not?  I mean, it can’t be too bad of a break up if he’s still spending time with her and the family… Her rep insists they didn’t break up at all, maybe they just had a fight and they made up?  Then again, I received a rather nasty comment about how they are IN FACT broken up and he just went with her so she wouldn’t look like a loser… so who really knows?

Jessica Simpson said some pretty stupid things to Glamour Magazine, and IT’S ABOUT TIME!!!  I mean really, it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any good “Jessica-isms” and I love this stuff…

I actually think this is a nice dig at her ex-boyfriend John Mayer…

Jessica told Glamour,

“What he’s done for me is irreplaceable. I wrote a song for him called “Back in My Old Boots.” I feel like I’m walking back in my old boots. Jessica Simpson didn’t lose herself along the way. He reintroduced me to myself. I thought that I had to be deeper, more profound and more artsy. You change with the guys you date. [I thought] I had to be more intellectual. Come on–just be yourself! Tony taught me that because he loves me [as me]. He made me feel comfortable [being myself] again.”

Um, yah.  Totally a dig at John Mayer, because it certainly wasn’t Nick Lachey who was trying to make her more intellectual.  And I bet all this really means is that Tony Romo is just a ditzy as Jessica.

Just go get married already so you can publish another wedding book!