Tila Tequila claims to be “sober” now. Good luck with that crazy lady.

Macauley Culkin denies hooking up with a pornstar. I keep thinking “how would he hook up with a porn star in a wheel chair” and then I realize “Saved!” was just a movie and that Macauley can actually walk.

Is Boy George making a Comeback?

Selena Gomez REJECTED… by Disney.  Justin Bieber fans rejoice until they realize that I wrote “Disney” and not “Justin” and that my headline is slightly misleading.

The list of 2011 Oscar Nominations.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley does Victoria’s Secret.

James Franco speaks frankly about his sex tape.

Olivia Munn shows off her nipples, cleavage and legs in a hot tub.

Go Inside the office with Angela Kinsey.

Tila Tequila looked fancy at an event in LA last night.

Did you know that she has her own dating site?  Like a match.com but it’s www.tilatequila.com.  I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to attempt to meet the man of my dreams via this hot mess of a girl!!!  I just don’t think my prince charming is the type to be going to Tila Tequila to find a nice girl… Just sayin’.

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She is so gross, front back and bending over… Nasty girl!!

She went to the Howard Stern Show, so I can understand her dressing like a complete hooker – but she could have covered up a LITTLE before she got in the studio with them…

OK, and isn’t she supposed to be pregnant?  She and The Game made a baby, and her now dead wife was supposed to be the other mother… she doesn’t look pregnant at all – and she started talking about it over 4 months ago so where is the baby bump???  I’m so confused.

I checked her blog and found no mention of a baby… then again I could only stand to read about 2 pages of it and then I gave up.  That this girl who lacks brains, looks, and tact is so famous… EW!!!!  Say it again, EWWWW!!!

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Uh… wasn’t she married to a chick that just died?  Were they planning on having a baby… or did she just go back to guys immediately?

Am I way off here?  That’s just my little summary of what I just heard on the MJ Morning Show.

But wait… she was pregnant a week ago… Click here for that story.

And news broke that she was pregnant back in December - but she’s a surrogate for her brother and his wife.

So we’ll see if she starts growing a bump.  It will definitely boost her popularity on my site!!

SHE IS PREGNANT – just found this… I read a small portion of it.  She’s pregnant… her late wife wanted a baby… Cute story.  Much better than what I assumed… shame on me.

Have a nice day.

Tila Tequila did some PDA, showed some bling, and had a wardrobe malfunction, all in one night!  At Snoop’s party.

Pic NSFW!

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Tila Tequila shows off her love for boobies, and her big ones, outside One Sunset Lounge in Hollywood on April Fool’s Day.  More like April Boobs Day.  Big boobs.

Justin Timberlake, Mike Myers, Tila Tequila, Mariska Hargitay, and others at the LA Premiere of The Love Guru last night. I can’t wait to see this movie… I doubt it tops Austin Powers, but you never know what Mike Myers has up his sleeve, I’m sure it’ll be funny!

For whatever reason, Jessica Biel wasn’t with JT last night… but that’s OK, they’ll be seeing plenty of each other – at home… they’ve moved in together!

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There’s Lindsay Lohan in a very short dress at the MTV Movie Awards last night… Check out all the pictures – Coldplay, Rumer Willis who looks better when she’s dressed like a tomboy, Sarah Jessica Parker in horrible boots, Lauren Conrad, Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag who I know you love, Paris Hilton & Benji Madden making the same evil face – I swear they practiced in the mirror, Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr., Megan Fox, Tila Tequila, and more!

I’m waiting for the after party pictures – hoping we see Lindsay’s crotch because there’s no way she went through an entire night in that dress without showing something!

I didn’t even watch the awards yet.  I DVR’d them…

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