Remember that line in the Hangover where the father tells his future son that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas – except herpes because it follows you for life?  Heidi Montag may be like that…

Heidi Montag had some time off and now wants to be a celebrity, again…  I’m sorry – but when was she ever a celebrity?  I think it was really called her 15 minutes of fame, and she went way over her time limit.  I don’t reallyknow whosucked up more of my life, Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt.

Anyway, she wanted some time to spend with her puppies and her hubby Spencer Pratt so she took a six month break from the spot light.  Am I the only one that didn’t notice that she wasn’t showing up with more plastic surgery?

She’s now back because she is on another reality show, this time on VH1′s Famous Food…  Seven celebrities have to work together to start a restaurant, and she finds the chef.  I’m going to have to watch this when it premieres this fall so I can see how much more workshe has done  - I mean how she is holding up.

I hope she enjoyed her time off… I sure did!

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ANOTHER UPDATE:

Ha… You have to forgive me because I just started trying to pay attention to these little princesses… I thought the whole “dating her agent” thing seemed a little weird, but I think the person who sent me the email misunderstood what was said on the radio… The only guy LC was photographed with OTHER than this hottis was her agent…

So that guy she’s having lunch with is Doug Reinhardt, he’s 22 – like her – and plays minor league baseball… His sister was on a reality show, and his dad is a multi-multi-millionaire. 

UPDATE:

After I posted this story abou Lauren Conrad and her “mystery hottie” I received a few comments and this very informational email…  Thanks G!!!

Yeah Dana…….I dont know the name, but the guy is her agent. . . .. . I download the Ryan Seacrest Show on Kiss FM on my IPhone daily….Well, 2 days ago….LO and Stephen Colleti were on the show for nearly an hour……..Spencer called up and harrasssed the both of them ….and trashed LC…anyways …Ryan asked who LC was dating and LO went all mum…said she was seing a guy, would only say that it was early …and they were photographed together last week….Well, then yesterday ….Perez was on the show and he has been on the PROWL since Mondays show and he said that the only pictures with another man are with her Agent……He couldn’t remember his name but apparently they have been actor/agent for a long time ……the guy even left his last job, and took a new one and brought her with……Well, Perez says he is 90% they are dating but he wants to be100% before he releases it … So there you go… i dont have a name but i have a background…

If you want to see the close up of the guy, he’s after the you want to jump his bones he’s so hot!

She’s come a long way from banging Cisco Adler I guess!