Shia LaBeouf you are so wrong on this one that I don’t think that you can even be right ever.

Everyone with eyes knows that Megan Fox is hot, and this has been true since the first transformers movie hit back in 2007.  Well, according to Shia – and I can’t believe this whatsoever – Megan wasn’t ready to become a sex symbol.

Shia spoke to the Los Angeles Times about what he thought was going on, and for some reason was able to relate it to the Spice Girls.    “Megan developed this Spice Girl strength, this woman-empowerment [stuff] that made her feel awkward about her involvement with [director] Michael Bay, who some people think is a very lascivious filmmaker, the way he films women.”

So my newest question would be, which Spice Girl name would Megan Fox have?  I’m thinking something along the lines of Fox Spice – just because I think it would be fun.

Anyway, back to Shia being an idiot about this Megan’s sex symbol status…  “Mike films women in a way that appeals to a 16-year-old sexuality. It’s summer. It’s Michael’s style. And I think [Fox] never got comfortable with it,” he explained. “This is a girl who was taken from complete obscurity and placed in a sex-driven role in front of the whole world and told she was the sexiest woman in America. And she had a hard time accepting it.”

I’m not an expert by any means on this, but I am pretty sure that Megan Fox was all right with being a sex symbol.  She married Brian Austin Green and seems to be comfortable with her life now.  Shia needs to stop jabbing at her because she didn’t want to make a third Transformers movie, and that is really what this is all coming down to.

Sure, there will be a lot of men opening night of Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon, but that’s because Megan Fox was replaced with Victoria’s Secret super model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. 

Shia was probably thrilled with having an actual super model instead of a sex symbol – whom he says didn’t want to be a sex symbol. 

Shia, one piece of advice…  Shut up.

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The Jonas Brothers attended the UK Premiere of “Camp Rock” – it’s some new bopper band thing like High School Musical and Miley/Hannah and whatever else.  The stuff is all on clearance at Target though, so that’s not a good sign.

The Jonas Brothers are touting this clean-cut moral image… how long before that’s out the window… hanging out of their pants… or going up their nose?

Oh, and The Saturdays, wannabe the Spice Girls or the Pussycat Dolls… but sadly they’re not.

Wow that was a really nasty post, but whatever.  I’m turning 31 on Sunday and I look and feel it, so I can be bitchy.

Photos: Splash News Online

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