Remember that line in the Hangover where the father tells his future son that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas – except herpes because it follows you for life?  Heidi Montag may be like that…

Heidi Montag had some time off and now wants to be a celebrity, again…  I’m sorry – but when was she ever a celebrity?  I think it was really called her 15 minutes of fame, and she went way over her time limit.  I don’t reallyknow whosucked up more of my life, Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt.

Anyway, she wanted some time to spend with her puppies and her hubby Spencer Pratt so she took a six month break from the spot light.  Am I the only one that didn’t notice that she wasn’t showing up with more plastic surgery?

She’s now back because she is on another reality show, this time on VH1′s Famous Food…  Seven celebrities have to work together to start a restaurant, and she finds the chef.  I’m going to have to watch this when it premieres this fall so I can see how much more workshe has done  - I mean how she is holding up.

I hope she enjoyed her time off… I sure did!

Here’s some Sunday Mornin’ Link Love:

DWTS Big Wigs say nothing is fishy with DWTS Votes (Yeah right, and there was nothing wrong with the election in Florida in 2000)

Jane Fonda, Susan Sarandon, and Sigourney Weaver strip for V magazine.

LiLo got Fired from her movie gig.

Daniel Radcliffe is a LIAR!

Chris Daughtry and his wife had a baby… well sorta.

Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway Naked.  Anything I write after that phrase is pointless because you’ve already clicked.

Speidi renew their vows on ET.

Friday’s Dirt Podcast.

Fame Pictures

Heidi and Spencer sicken me.  Seriously, when I see them, I feel ill.  So when I heard about this, I REALLY felt sick: Vivid Entertainment wants Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag to direct a porn film.

Vivid Entertainment (the same people who offered Octomom a shot at porn stardom) sent a letter to them offering them the opportunity to direct a porn film, and if they feel a little frisky, they’re more than welcome to do the hippity hop on camera.

I mean, Spencer already looks like he has pubes on his face.  We don’t need to see any more of him.

Gross.

I’m sure this is just another stunt – Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt are splitting up… I guess.  They got married just over a year ago.

Who cares really?  Most people are annoyed by them anyway.

Apparently he’s very controlling and she’s lost touch with her family and the friends she had before him.  And she’s had 10 plastic surgeries.  Still it hasn’t been enough to keep him only interested in her…  I mean, he cheated on her multiple times before, once a cheater always a cheater – if any of it is even to be believed!

The US Weekly covers are from 2008.

Here’s a quick look back at their great love story… vomit.

There’s Lindsay Lohan in a very short dress at the MTV Movie Awards last night… Check out all the pictures – Coldplay, Rumer Willis who looks better when she’s dressed like a tomboy, Sarah Jessica Parker in horrible boots, Lauren Conrad, Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag who I know you love, Paris Hilton & Benji Madden making the same evil face – I swear they practiced in the mirror, Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr., Megan Fox, Tila Tequila, and more!

I’m waiting for the after party pictures – hoping we see Lindsay’s crotch because there’s no way she went through an entire night in that dress without showing something!

I didn’t even watch the awards yet.  I DVR’d them…

Photos: Splash News Online

Splash News Online

There’s Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag kissing outside the David Letterman show… They’re just flawless looking people, it’s insane.  That dress is cute, but it looks more like lingerie than an actual dress.  Love the red bra strap showing too.

A bunch more pictures next…

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