Miley Cyrus and her family went ice skating dressed in full 80’s attire – love those spandex!!

Billy Ray didn’t participate, he’s just kind of letting them do their thing I guess!

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OK is Paris Hilton on the Mischa Barton spandex bandwagon too?  Ugh, they’re so ugly.  The shirt makes her boobs look like deflated balloons, and she totally borrowed that haircut from Kimberly Stewart.  Did her stylist take the day off?

There’s the happy couple going to the grand opening of Haven in NYC where Benji was the guest DJ.

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J-Lo don’t call me that call me Jennifer Lopez went to GMA’s Central Park show and showed off her post-pregnancy body in spandex!  She is training for a charity event.

She looks better in spandex than I would look!!

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There’s Richard Simmons at Capitol Hill in Washington, DC.  He met with Congress to urge them to implement more physical education programs in schools and allow for more physical activity… Then he got some people up on their feet to sweat to the oldies… or whatever it is he’s sweating to these days.

He’s getting too old for those short shorts though.  They’ve never been all that attractive, and the older he gets, the creepier he is for wearing them like it’s OK.  I know they’re his signature thing, but he could wear some spandex under them…

So here’s the deal – if you have some free time on your hands and you want to do something funny to that picture with photoshop, go for it and email it to me – danasdirt@danasdirt.com and as long as it’s 1. funny, and 2. not too raunchy (clearly you could put a penis there and it would be funny, but way too inappropriate, not to mention obvious, for this site)… I’ll post it!

Photos: Splash News Online

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