I love Richard Simmons, he’s just always good when you need a laugh… but isn’t he getting a LITTLE too old for those short shorts? They’ve never looked good, but now it’s just foul. He is going to wear those things – with nothing underneath – until his balls sag out of them.
Sorry, that was crass and inappropriate but it’s the first thing that popped into my sick little mind when I saw these pictures.
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There’s Richard Simmons at Capitol Hill in Washington, DC. He met with Congress to urge them to implement more physical education programs in schools and allow for more physical activity… Then he got some people up on their feet to sweat to the oldies… or whatever it is he’s sweating to these days.
He’s getting too old for those short shorts though. They’ve never been all that attractive, and the older he gets, the creepier he is for wearing them like it’s OK. I know they’re his signature thing, but he could wear some spandex under them…
So here’s the deal – if you have some free time on your hands and you want to do something funny to that picture with photoshop, go for it and email it to me – [email protected] and as long as it’s 1. funny, and 2. not too raunchy (clearly you could put a penis there and it would be funny, but way too inappropriate, not to mention obvious, for this site)… I’ll post it!
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Pamela Anderson partied like a boob star the other night… showing her nipples through her white top and short shorts outfit.
I wonder at what age this woman will start wearing a bra, or at least stop wearing see-thru clothing!!!
Is she going to look like Bea Arthur in 20 years but still walk around with her boobs poking out everywhere?
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Lindsay Lohan walking around LA in short shorts… Maybe she’s hoping to run into JOEL MADDEN and seduce him with those sexy freckled legs…
According to Star Magazine, Lindsay was recently at a club and Joel happened to be the DJ that night… and she flirted up a storm with him… Paris Hilton sent Nicole Richie a text message to let her know what was going on… and Nicole lost her sh*t.
Steal mink coat – check.
Steal Lauren Hasting’s wardrobe – check.
Steal Nicole Richie’s baby daddy – workin’ on it!
Oh, and little Ali Lohan says the rumors that her sis and Samantha Ronson are hooking up are “pathetic” and that they’re “just friends”… at least they’re trying to protect young Ali from the dirty truth!
Photos: Splash News Online
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