Live from… my living room,  It’s Saturday Night!

Oksana says “Mel Beat me During Sex“…

Amy Adams Talks Motherhood.

The Latest on Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock

Orlando and Miranda welcome a baby boy!

Sarah Palin’s show won’t see a second season.  (which is probably good because her PR team would be smart to keep her away from guns after the PR Nightmare resulting from the shooting in Arizona.)

Ashley Tisdale has a new tattoo.

Homeless DJ Ted Williams does Late Night.

Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin on the same show.  What kind of crack was the TLC Executive who pitched that, smoking?

Paris wasn’t invited to Nicole’s Wedding?

Chelsea Handler Tweets a Picture of her and 50 in bed together.

Hugh Jackman gets jacked up doing a stunt for Oprah.

Here’s some Dirt to go with your Dinner:

Teen Mom Amber Portwood got the ugliest tattoo known to man.  Her daughter should slap her.

Britney Spears says F-YOU to Star Magazine, Jason Alexander and the rest of the people who didn’t listen to our proof that “The Britney Tapes” are fake.

Sarah Palin’s tool of a husband to be on Dancing with the “Stars”.  In other news, they’re changing the name of “Dancing with The Stars” to “Dancing with the TeaBaggers.”

Taylor Swift has been named “Entertainer of The Year.” Good.  I was going to jump off the GoldenGate if any of those Jersey Shore kids won the title.

GaGa for Christmas.  Yes it’s from 08, but it’s still awesome X-mas dance music!  And it’s pretty hot.

Time Magazine held it’s 100 Most Influential People in the World celebration last night.  I’m looking for more pictures but here’s Sarah Palin, Taylor Swift, Elton John, Rachel Ray, and a few others.

Click here for the complete list from Time Magazine.

Photos: Flynet Pictures

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This is hilarious.  Sarah Palin “pardoned” a turkey to prevent it from ending up on someone’s Thanksgiving table… then she proceeded to do an interview right in front of the dude chopping the heads off the other poor turkeys that didn’t have the luxury of being pardoned by the good governor of Alaska.

I’m sure this wasn’t her stupid mistake, but someone else’s… either way, it’s funny.

When is PETA going to throw flour on the former VP wannabe???

Woo hoo!

Since someone posted a comment about my lack of election coverage (since this is after all a political blog) I figured I would share this picture of our president-elect leaving the gym.

I’m very excited about this too… But it was way more fun making fun of Sarah Palin, and it looks like she isn’t going anywhere since the Republican party is apparently going to try to make her the next big figurehead of the GOP… it’s laughable.

I’m sure she’s a nice lady and smart in her own way, but come on…

Back to the Obama Presidency – it is very cool to me… I got choked up watching his speech… There is a renewed sense of hope, and I don’t think it’s a coincidence that gas prices are almost 1/2 what they’ve been for the last year… I think just the hope and the idea that things are going to change will itself stimulate change… but whatever.  I don’t really talk politics much because I’m much better at making fun of celebrities and gushing over Violet Affleck.

So I’ll stick to that, but yes – I do believe this election was important and we are living in a very exciting time.

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Look at this little cutie pie dressed as Sarah Palin!  So funny… It’s only a few seconds long.

I hope Palin stays in the national spotlight just because she’s so hilarious to make fun of!!!

Sarah Palin arriving at SNL the other night.  She just doesn’t look like a politician…

Have you seen this?

www.palinaspresident.us

Check it out… click around… make sure your speakers are on.