Remember that line in the Hangover where the father tells his future son that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas – except herpes because it follows you for life?  Heidi Montag may be like that…

Heidi Montag had some time off and now wants to be a celebrity, again…  I’m sorry – but when was she ever a celebrity?  I think it was really called her 15 minutes of fame, and she went way over her time limit.  I don’t reallyknow whosucked up more of my life, Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt.

Anyway, she wanted some time to spend with her puppies and her hubby Spencer Pratt so she took a six month break from the spot light.  Am I the only one that didn’t notice that she wasn’t showing up with more plastic surgery?

She’s now back because she is on another reality show, this time on VH1′s Famous Food…  Seven celebrities have to work together to start a restaurant, and she finds the chef.  I’m going to have to watch this when it premieres this fall so I can see how much more workshe has done  - I mean how she is holding up.

I hope she enjoyed her time off… I sure did!

Britney Spears out in Bel Air… she’s being referred to as “MTV Video Music Award winner Britney Spears” haha… who rigged that ish anyway?

So rumors are starting that Britney is taping a reality show or something because she’s being followed by her own camera crew – like they’re traveling with her… not the paparazzi.

Hopefully this show will be called “Calm, Cool, and Collected” instead of “Chaotic”.

In other Spears news, Jamie Lynn Spears has apparently thanked her mother Lynne for writing that tell-all book.  Britney hasn’t read it yet.  Neither has anyone else.  And neither will anyone else.

Dina Lohan is so skanky… And now Michael Lohan, her ex-husband and father of her wonderful children, is going to be writing a column for OK! Magazine!  He’s gotta cash in on her reality show, so he’s going to get his 2 cents in about the show in OK! each week… Cracks me up how this dude is all pissed about her exploiting the kids, but since she’s doing it, he found a way to get a piece of the exploitation pie… If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em right?

Anyway, there’s Dina & Ali arriving at the CW11 morning show.

Photo: Splash News Online

Matthew McConaughey’s brother “Rooster” has signed a deal with the network formerly known as CourtTV to do a reality show about the race to find oil in Texas.  It’s apparently a pretty dangerous job… The people who produce “The Deadliest Catch” are producing this show… I find this to be quite hilarious because I was actually watching “The Deadliest Catch” this weekend and I’ve seen it more times than I’d like to remember.  My boyfriend likes it.  It always gives me really bad feelings.  He got all pissy when I wanted to watch the Double D’s on E! last night and I reminded him that I’ve watched that stupid deadliest catch crab fishing show over and over… that shut him up.

So anyway, Matthew’s brother is doing a reality show… Only problem is – he doesn’t seem to be nearly as hot as Matthew…

Click here for the article from E! Online and to see Matthew’s brother.

OH - PS – This is the brother that seriously named his kid Miller Lyte!