Angelina Jolie and Jack Black show off their bumps at the Kung Fu Panda photocall at the Cannes Film Festival.  Check out the picture of Jack Black’s head next to Angelina… what a weirdo he is!!

She looks great… but too skinny for someone carrying TWO BABIES!!

Dustin Hoffman is also in the movie with them.

Photos: Splash News Online

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Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty are seriously on a race to the grave.  I think Pete’s actually beating Amy.  If there’s one junkie on this planet Amy doesn’t need to be around, it’s him.

Their hands are disgustingly dirty, I don’t even want to think about what they probably reek like, Pete’s skin on his face is irritated from whatever it is he does, if there were ever a poster for JUST SAY NO this would be it.

You can also see inside Amy’s apartment.  What a STY!  At some point during this crazy night Amy changed her outfit which is why she’s wearing two different things.  I also think you can see needle marks in her ankles.  And she needs to stop applying the self tanner when she’s wasted.

Oh, and Pete’s fly is down.  I’m going to hope it’s because he was peeing and not because of anything going on between him and Amy.

Mah BLAKE!

Photos: Splash News Online

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Awwwww!!!  How sweet!!!  John Mayer & Jennifer Aniston worked out on Saturday and then went to the pool at their hotel in Miami.  Look at her all kissing his arm… so sweet.

Do you think he’s made it his goal to bang every hot chick in Hollywood?  I mean really, he gets around.  You know this isn’t going to end good for Jen.  She seems to want a husband… It’s nice that she’s getting some play though.

Do you like them together or not?

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Earlier this week The Daily Mail printed these photographs of Mischa Barton’s cellulite arse - and now she is claiming the photos were doctored and that while she’s not perfect, her arse definitely doesn’t look THAT bad…

These pictures are from a few months ago… I don’t know, the super cottage cheese pics do look a LITTLE exaggerated… it looks like they darkened the pictures to make the bum look extra gross… but who knows.

Mischa called the photographer a “parasite” and she yelled at him for attempting to take pictures of her while she was topless.

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