What are we thinking of the new American Idol without Paula?  I wouldn’t know, I haven’t watched it yet!!

Paula Abdul looks super thin as she walks into her office with some hottie… probably an assistant – or her piece, she does like the young ones!!!

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Paula Abdul, Snoop Dogg, and Adam Lambert announced the nominees for the 2009 American Music Awards Tuesday at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

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I sat in front of the TV trying to pause it to get her doing the boob SQUEEZE but this is the closest I could get… I got sick of trying!!

That was pretty crass.  Was she paying tribute to Michael Jackson by doing a boob grab in lieu of a crotch grab?  Seriously… it wasn’t even a funny joke either… it was just a lame way for her to be shocking.

I don’t know how I feel about Paula’s pill popping anymore… how could someone all drugged up dance like that in those heels?  She talks all slurred but maybe she has a speech impediment of some kind and it’s not really drunky talk.

Just my 2 cents… or 3.   OK that was a nickel’s worth.

Susan Boyle back on track…

More details about the David Carradine death – more roped body parts revealed!

What does Paula Abdul REALLY think of Kara DioGuardi?

Joe Jonas picking on Taylor Swift!

All that & more in today’s podcast!

What the hell is Paula Abdul doing?  She’s such a damn freak.  She looks like she’s posing for a movie poster or something… What is she going to do when Idol dies… because you know it’s happening…

Maybe I’ve been looking at too much internet porn lately, but I saw this picture of Paula and immediately thought “her boobs are IN BONDAGE!”

And then I thought…

They are so out of control they need that massive metal contraption to hold them together!

Not cute, Paula – not cute.  And now you’ve got that Kara chick to compete with, and she’s younger and prettier… Doesn’t add much to the show, what I saw of it anyway… Just big pretty brown eyes!

These pictures are from the Fox All Stars party… Kelly Osbourne looks FABULOUS – and I mean that!

Paula Abdul received an award at the Neuromuscular Disease Foundation event in Beverly Hills.  You’d think she was getting married based on the long white flowing gown… It’s beautiful but too wedding-ish for someone who isn’t a bride!

She’s sitting with Jimmy Demers who is apparently a “well-known” singer.  Never heard of him though.

According to Extra, the executive producer of American Idol says “the biggest star in the world” will be performing on the finale… and Paula Abdul said she has a “sneaking suspicion” that it IS Michael Jackson! We’ll see… Wasn’t he supposed to perform at some other big event recently and he pootied out at the last minute?? What about Madonna? Could it be her? She’s in France right now though, I just saw pictures of her in Cannes, so she’d have to scoot to LA quick… We’ll find out tomorrow night!

And who do you think is going to win anyway? I can’t wait to go home tonight and watch the performances – GO DAVID COOK!!!

Oh, that pic of Michael Jackson was taken at the 2006 World Music Awards…

I think he just wants to touch David Archuleta… I know he’s 17, but he could pass for 12.

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There’s Paula Abdul being her special and unique and talented self at the LupusLA dinner last night… Do you think she’s a drunk?  Or is she just weird?

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She struck a few more poses…  If she’s not on something, she’s quite a good natural lush.

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No, Jason Castro, you just sang one song, NOT TWO!!  Stop confusing Paula with that peace sign!!!

So how funny is THIS… My friend Travis told me that something crazy happened on American Idol last night, just as I was about to start watching it, so we came to the conclusion that it would be funny for me to videotape my reaction to what happened.  My friend later said, “that’s such a youtube thing to do” – yes, indeed it is.

So I taped my reaction… I mean, she is just a NIGHTMARE!!!  I actually started to wonder whether or not Paula was so wasted they opted at the last minute to wait to do the judging so she could sober up!  And sure enough… looks like they should have waited a little longer.

I started thinking at first, was this all taped or something and she’s got a script??  Then I realized no she’s just an idiot… maybe she was confused and started judging the clips they showed of them with Neil Diamond – who I love by the way…

I want to post the video, but I am not sure about showing my face just yet…  I don’t like how I look on camera and I don’t really want to be subject to nasty comments – I dish, I don’t like to take :)

I also have to edit it a little, it took me forever to turn the camera off so I have to chop it up!

As for the performances, I think Syesha did a BEAUTIFUL job singing her first song… Jason Castro needs to pack up his dreds and PEACE OUT… David Archuleta will not win this competition after last night… Brooke’s first song blew, the second one was beautiful, she is in her element at that piano!!  David Cook will win.  And I can’t wait!