BUSTED!  Paris was caught texting by some intrepid paparazzi photogs.  In the state of California, it’s illegal, and earlier this week we had a Zero-Tolerance day in California.  Anyone caught texting or talking without a hands-free device was ticketed, no questions asked.

I wonder how many celebs got caught!

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Paris Hilton recently announced her “well wishes” for Charlie Sheen in his rehabilitation stint according to E!.  Whatever that means.

Paris doesn’t exactly have a squeaky clean past either.

Yesterday she went to lunch with Nicky.  Rockin the Purple:

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Paris Hilton (along with her camera crew) picked up Brooke Mueller in her obnoxious pink Bentley to go out yesterday.  Before Brooke left, she took a drink out of a small container.  I can’t figure out what it is though.  Obviously she did it for the cameras and the photogs.

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Paris Hilton has either gained a little weight, or is Pregnant.

Photogs noticed it when she arrived at the Supermartxe VIP Party in Madrid, Spain.

God I hope it’s just weight gain.  Imagine that child.

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Read the 8 Simple Rules to look like Carrie Underwood.

Miley offered a Porno Gig.  Eww.

Does Demi Lovato have a Lesbian Sex Tape?

Paris Hilton’s Christmas Card.

Pictures from the “Country Strong” Premiere.

Brit Brit’s Christmas Lights.

Jimmy Fallon sings with John Rich for the holidays.

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Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin on the same show.  What kind of crack was the TLC Executive who pitched that, smoking?

Paris wasn’t invited to Nicole’s Wedding?

Chelsea Handler Tweets a Picture of her and 50 in bed together.

Hugh Jackman gets jacked up doing a stunt for Oprah.

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LeAnn Rimes commented on her Ex-Hubby’s engagement.

See Paris Hilton.  See Paris Hilton try to play Tennis.  See Paris Hilton’s Butt while she attempts to play tennis.

Cher is still having issues with her son’s gender.

David Arquette blames Courtney Cox for the split.

So who exactly is this Eric Johnson guy that Jessica Simpson is engaged to?

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Paris and Nicky Hilton went to the pet store yesterday to get some supplies for their doggies in West Hollywood, CA.

PetCo – Where the pets go… and the celebutards too.

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