There’s a happily single and back to her party life Paris Hilton leaving the tanning salon yesterday… and then last night she partied at Crown Bar and left alone… notice both hands are ringless… no more lameass BM & PH BLING!

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Benji Madden is a single man now!  Paris dumped him, just days after she was spotted partying with her ex - Stavros Niarchos or whatever his Nacho name is.

Wait - isn’t this the Paris who pretty recently went on and on about all the other guys who dated her just to get popular and then started banging other hot famous chicks???  Didn’t she say that the person she is with is her BFF and she wants to have a family with him soon???

GUESS NOT.

Poor Benj… although who knows what really happened… maybe he was messing around behind her back and wasn’t really the stand up guy she made him out to be.

Either way, she’s still a skank and her BFF show SUCKS!!

What’s funny is that a few weeks ago the big rumor was that Benji was out with a Sophie Monk lookalike and Paris was all bent and sad, so maybe she just wanted to be the one to do the dumping, because she’s like that.

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Apparently Paris Hilton is all pissed off about some rumors that she is struggling with an eating disorder… she says that while she’s been in the UK looking for another new BFF she has been eating healthy, doing pilates, and is in the best shape of her life… She looks like a top heavy stick figure to me, at least those big feet balance her out a little…

She’s on Letterman tonight, I’m sure she will have many interesting things to say.

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Paris Hilton managed to crack a smile while returning to her hotel in London… She’s in the UK looking for ANOTHER new BFF.  It’s on, again, bitches.

I watched part of an episode of this show the other night… this Anch person or whatever HIS name is - FREAK.  The funny thing is, I was half asleep when it was on, and I saw the whole ordeal with the roller coaster, HE didn’t want to go on and threw a hissy fit… so last night I was talking to Maxwell doing the dirt, and I thought Ankchsh was a GIRL… Maxwell’s like, you mean HE… I’m like WHAT?  Total freakshow.

This is one of those shows that I think I should watch because it’s Paris and all, just to see what it’s all about, but then I put it on and I fall asleep.

OH OH OH… and the latest with her and Benji - she’s apparently met someone in London according to MTV UK… Or she’s just having her people spread that rumor so she doesn’t seem so pathetic.

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Well I don’t know - did they break up or what?  Clearly she’s unhappy, wearing some other gaudy rock and not the BM Benji Madden initial ring, and he’s been seen with other women…

The red is not doing it for her.  Especially not in that mood.  She should’ve just worn black… or stayed in her hotel room eating bon-bons.

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Yeah Paris Hilton was out and about yesterday WITHOUT her “BM” ring… and as it turns out, there’s probably a very good reason for it!

Benji Madden has apparently strayed from his princess, not only is she on the search for a new BFF but I guess she’s going to be searching for a new BF soon too.  Benji was spotted canoodling with a Sophie Monk (his ex-fiance) look-alike the other night… and this isn’t the first time Paris has gotten wind of him flirting with other chicks.

He’s also called her “shallow and dumb” lately…

No official word that it’s over yet - this is from Star Magazine, and they’re also reporting that Jennifer Aniston is proposing to John Mayer… so we’ll see.

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