Haha I saw these pictures of James Gandolfini messing with the paparazzi (better than slugging them again!) and I immediately thought of Chunk from The Goonies doing the Truffle Shuffle.  That will always be one of my favorite movies!!  And just because I’m extra nice, here’s a clip of the truffle shuffle…

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Lindsay Lohan takes a lunch break on the set of Labor Pains.  If you look closely at the picture of her legs, it looks like her girl Samantha Ronson likes her a little furry!

Oh, so I guess Paris Hilton wants to do a reality special with Lindsay and Britney Spears, where they set the record straight and talk about the paparazzi and how it affects their lives, etc.  She’s been inspired by Denise Richards and Living Lohan.  It would be pretty damn sad if Lindz agreed to do Paris’s show but not her own mother’s.

I doubt that rumor is true anyway because Paris totally ditched Britney a while ago, and don’t she and Lindsay hate each other?

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Sung to the tune of “Who’s Holdin’ Donna Now?”  Don’t know it… thanks for making me feel old.  I’m 30.

OK so here’s my thought process… I’d vlog but I look like dookie.

Anyway, here’s my thought process as I’m about to post these adorable pictures of David Cook and David Archuleta… I’m thinking how cute are they?  I mean, they’re just nice guys with talent who got lucky and then proved they are great… and they’re both adorable… so how could I possibly be mean to them?

Then I see this picture of David Cook from the side – which I originally thought was cute when I saw the thumbnail… and then I clicked on it and realize his shave is completely uneven!  And I actually kind of liked his hair better at the beginning when it was a little messier… now it’s almost too neat.  Still, he might end up being the cutest rock star ever.

I think I’m going to make a little banner that says D*ana’s Dirt loves David ² or something… D*ana’s Dirt loves the Davids… I don’t know, maybe put it up near my silly face for fun.  If anyone wants to make me one, send it over.  I’ll credit you and send you some love.  Just something that I could put in my banner for a little while…

OK, so who is shaving David Cook?  Besides Kimberly Caldwell of course.  I mean, is she his girlfriend?  I don’t think it’s gone that far yet… they’re just hanging out.  I think the paparazzi needs to start following them more.  Get on it people.  We want to see who David Cook is with!!!!!!!

Right???

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So the question everyone’s been asking was finally answered on Regis & Kelly… Does David Cook have a girlfriend?

Well, David told Regis & Kelly that he took Kimberly Caldwell on a date at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse – and it went well… and he said they’ll probably hang out again!

I hope the paparazzi follow them.  I want to see what happens!!

That’s a very nice pretty picture of Kimberly by the way, there are a bunch of not so flattering ones I could have used but I felt like being nice… for now.  I’ll save the other ones for when she breaks his heart.

Oh, and just don’t let them make a “From David to Kimberly” movie!!!!!

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Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway are filming Bride Wars in NYC.  I LOVE how there are pictures of Kate Hudson wearing a big diamond and the paparazzi have “could she already be engaged to Lance Armstrong” written as the caption… HELLO!!!  SHE IS FILMING A MOVIE CALLED BRIDE WARS!!!!  Of course she’s wearing a ring.

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Liv Tyler took her son Milo out over the weekend… He was yelling at the paparazzi to stop taking pictures.  Doesn’t he look like Steven Tyler, his grampy?

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Camila Alves left the grocery store with a bunch of security guards to protect her from the paparazzi.  If I were her, and they were bugging me that bad, I’d have my Matthew McConaughey jog on over to the grocery store, run around and get me what I want, and run on back to the house… The guy is ALWAYS running – why is he not taking care of his pregnant woman??

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Here’s an unedited video of my daughter Kyla rockin’ along to Guitar Hero.  I am playing, but the camera is on her… she had no idea I was taping her.  She cracks me up.  This is what we do when we’re not at the park or playing Barbies.  She loves it!

I can’t wait for Aerosmith Guitar Hero in a few weeks.  I hope Steven Tyler is out of rehab in time for the release. 

We’re off to Newport for the day.  It’s gorgeous and 80 out.  We’re just waiting for our friend to get back from the mall, he had to go get a shirt… I am so happy I’m not famous because I would never want to be caught by the paparazzi all pasty white in this sundress!  I’d look much better with some spray tan, but I refuse – I just hate the feeling of being painted.  It’s too unnatural.  I’ll get some sun today.

Have a great weekend!  Hopefully celebs do crazy stuff this weekend and we can laugh at them on Tuesday :)

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