Oh yeah, a company has just developed a can of whoop ass to spray at the paparazzi!

Apparently this Stoparazzi bottle sprays a fog that will cloud photos, but not damage camera equipment and it is non-toxic.

It will sell for $19.99 a can… not sure how much it’ll be by the caseload, but anyone who needs it will need a lot of it.

I wonder if they’ll be giving out samples in the gift bags at the next big Hollywood awards show?

Oh - and Heather Locklear’s sister Lori is part of the company that makes it!!  If only it had been released a few weeks ago when Heather was arrested…….

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Britney Spears out in Bel Air… she’s being referred to as “MTV Video Music Award winner Britney Spears” haha… who rigged that ish anyway?

So rumors are starting that Britney is taping a reality show or something because she’s being followed by her own camera crew - like they’re traveling with her… not the paparazzi.

Hopefully this show will be called “Calm, Cool, and Collected” instead of “Chaotic”.

In other Spears news, Jamie Lynn Spears has apparently thanked her mother Lynne for writing that tell-all book.  Britney hasn’t read it yet.  Neither has anyone else.  And neither will anyone else.

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Apparently that is John Mayer walking around hiding from the paparazzi.  I guess he doesn’t want anyone confronting him about breaking poor Jennifer Aniston’s heart… as if she didn’t see it coming.

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Look at little Suri Cruise telling the paparazzi *and all of us* what she thinks of the cameras and flashes in her little face!!!  So funny!!!

Katie Holmes took Suri BOWLING in NYC the other night… My kid LOVES to bowl too!  Did she really take her bowling in that dress though?  She’s always dressed like she’s going to church.

Photos: Splash News Online

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Haha I saw these pictures of James Gandolfini messing with the paparazzi (better than slugging them again!) and I immediately thought of Chunk from The Goonies doing the Truffle Shuffle.  That will always be one of my favorite movies!!  And just because I’m extra nice, here’s a clip of the truffle shuffle…

Photos: Splash News Online

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Lindsay Lohan takes a lunch break on the set of Labor Pains.  If you look closely at the picture of her legs, it looks like her girl Samantha Ronson likes her a little furry!

Oh, so I guess Paris Hilton wants to do a reality special with Lindsay and Britney Spears, where they set the record straight and talk about the paparazzi and how it affects their lives, etc.  She’s been inspired by Denise Richards and Living Lohan.  It would be pretty damn sad if Lindz agreed to do Paris’s show but not her own mother’s.

I doubt that rumor is true anyway because Paris totally ditched Britney a while ago, and don’t she and Lindsay hate each other?

Photos: Splash News Online

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