Nicky Hilton & David Katzenberg at Coachella Music Festival… You know who won’t be there?

Amy Winehouse… she was supposed to headline but because of her legal issues she was denied a Visa.

Nicky & David blend in really well… You know if Paris was there it would be glamor and glitz and mayhem.

This guy, Michael Broadhurst, is homeless.  He randomly shoved Nicky Hilton on the street at 5am, and she made a citizen’s arrest and is going to press battery charges against him.

I wonder why he pushed her?  Was he just looking to push a chick?  Did he know it was her?  Maybe he has a crush?  Maybe he thought she was Paris in which case I probably would do the same thing…  Did he ask her if she could spare some change and she said no so he shoved her?

Nicky should try to be more like Mariah Carey, she makes friends with homeless people and takes pictures with them…

Remember this??

So her dad is like the most coolest fashion designer in Hollywood right now… but does that REALLY make all of this “OK”???

I thought it was bad to see Miley Cyrus wearing that mini-dress on her 16th birthday, but this little night in the life is pretty sick!

The girl gets 2 cars, presented to her by Paris and Nicky Hilton – because why not have Paris Hilton sex-tape/jail princess as a role model…

She’s wearing a super short dress, doing sexy poses, I mean, she is not of legal age… it’s really gross.

AND LOOK AT HER WITH HER FATHER!!!!!!!!  Who poses like that with their DAD?  It’s one thing to be a cool dad or to have a close relationship… but this is just really sick looking to me.

Am I way off?

Photos: Splash News Online

Mischa Barton looked incredibly bad at the Nylon MySpace party… Seriously, the hair, the make-up, the yellowing smoker’s teeth, the turtleneck lace tablecloth dress, the hideous suede jacket, the front of leg cellulite (enlarge the picture, you’ll see what I mean), and the Keds – which on their own aren’t bad but they don’t go with the ugly outfit… She just irritates me, it’s like she tries to look bad!!!

Nicky Hilton is wearing some shiny spandex… and Brittany Gastineau looks about 50 years old!

Nicky Hilton in Beverly Hills yesterday.  That’s a Valentino bag.  It probably costs more than I make in a year.  Sick!  Nicky is so boring but for some reason I like looking at pictures of her.  What about you?

Photo: Splash News Online

Etchstar 

Paris Hilton, Benji Madden, Nicky Hilton, and David Katzenberg got their cell phones etched at Coachella!  They were hanging out next to the Etchstar booth and were so jealous of everyone getting their cell phones etched they got theirs done too…

Benji hearts Paris

DK hearts NH

It’s the new tattooing… Only a cell phone contract is up in 2 years… and for 175 bucks you can terminate it early instead of going through painful laser surgery!

Anyway, check out the pictures of their phones…

And check out www.etchstar.com to find out how to get your cell phone etched… they do other stuff too!!

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How fun!

And check out www.etchstar.com to find out how to get your cell phone etched… they do other stuff too!!