Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon spent their Easter Sunday doing more than just painting eggs… they made efforts to fertilize them!

Nick & Mariah are all smiles leaving an IVF clinic on Easter… He is like her damn K-Fed!

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Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon spent Christmas in Aspen (funny so did Paris & Nicky – see below!) with their little Jack Russell named Jack (unique right!)…

Does Mariah seriously have the same puffy white jacket as her DOG???

What is going to happen when she pops this kid out…

Photos: Splash News Online

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Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon were out in NYC last night all smiling… Of course, she’s all about the attention and now that we’re pretty much over her rushed into marriage to Nick Cannon… next – PREGNANCY RUMORS!  I mean, why not?  You know she’s not going to deny it for long… she’s not the type to want to keep things private.

Photos: Splash News Online

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Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon arrived at a Halloween Party on the back of a fire engine… That’s hot.  Mariah apparently couldn’t decide what to dress as, so she went from fire girl to Famous Amos cookie girl over the course of the night… either that or she has a twin?

Tons of pictures of celebs at various parties/trick or treating… Check them out – just click on the first picture and then scroll through them.  Kimberly Stewart attempted to go as Britney Spears… so lame.  As if Kim is anyone to make fun of anyone else.  She looks more like Katie Holmes than Britney anyway!!

Photos: Splash News Online

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These pictures of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon at some Museum Gala inspired me to compose this really mean post.

The “My Wife Is Bigger Than Me Club” gallery… If you have any good ones, let me know.

I think Mariah & Nick have replaced J-Lo & Marc Anthony as the king & queen of this phenomenon… Tom & Katie have to be included, but she’s just tall…

Seriously, have you ever seen that dude Beetlejuice on the Howard Stern show?  The dude with the REALLY small head?  Nick Cannon looks like Beetlejuice next to Mariah and her big ginormous MELON!!

OK, I’m going to hell now… I’ll be back later…

Photos: Splash News Online

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Mariah Carey helped her hubby Nick Cannon celebrate his 28th birthday at Pure Nightclub.  She gave him a big fat birthday cake… and she drank a lot of champagne and wine… She looks genuinely happy.  Well, as genuine as Mariah is capable of looking.

Mariah, by the way, is 38.  The big FOUR-OH is fast approaching…  Cradle robbah!

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Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon out on Broadway last night… NO, they weren’t seeing Katie Holmes… as if Mariah would go somewhere and not be the center of attention!

They went to see “In The Heights”

Why do I have this God awful feeling she is going to be pregnant soon?

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You know this kid is going to come out prancing… Seriously.  Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon want to have a baby.  Mariah’s assistant apparently already called a baby boutique and asked about butterfly fabrics.  But they’re not pregnant yet.  (Does the whole “they’re” pregnant thing when referring to a couple annoy you too?)

So is Mariah going to genetically manipulate things so she conceives a girl – I mean if anyone on the planet could afford to do something like that, and had the audacity to f with nature that way, it would be Mariah…

Or, is she just going to force the butterflies on the kid regardless of whether or not it’s a boy or a girl?

I also can not picture Mariah Carey walking around pregnant!!!! 

I honestly think this entire marriage and relationship is an attempt to boost their celebity – AND IT WORKED!  Especially for Nick. 

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