We were at a friend’s house in Newport last night having some dinner before our wild night of drinking (I was in bed before 10pm) and they had Brooke Knows Best in their DVR so I opted to watch it since I hadn’t seen it yet… My oh my is it a HORRIBLE SHOW!!!!!!!!  Girlfriend looks like an absolute skank, the show is phony, every little scene is contrived and horribly scripted and acted out… It’s like she is so uninteresting they have to tell her what to do… I don’t know, it just made me feel uncomfortable watching it because it was so stupid.  I actually enjoyed Hogan Knows Best, but now it’s just Brooke being a dumbass blonde… she even shows her big ass while she’s on the beach… oh, yeah, she “happens” to see some “hot surfers” and her friends “dare her” to go up to them… and they “joke around” about who has “dibs” and then her friends tell her she has to invite them to her party so she goes to do it… and you can tell these guys were coached by whoever was running things and it was just BAD!!!!!!!!

I was trying to find the clip of her showing her arse on the beach, but when I did a YouTube search for “Brooke Hogan Knows Best Ass” this is what came up.  He gives a pretty accurate account of what happens on the show, and his 2 minutes and 30 seconds are more entertaining than the 30 minute episode… that should tell you something.

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If you feel the need to defend the show, or agree with me, please comment!!  There is an issue we can not seem to resolve with the page that pops up after you post a comment, but it DOES WORK, I just have to moderate!!  Serial, we have been trying to fix it for months and it just won’t work!

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Here’s an unedited video of my daughter Kyla rockin’ along to Guitar Hero.  I am playing, but the camera is on her… she had no idea I was taping her.  She cracks me up.  This is what we do when we’re not at the park or playing Barbies.  She loves it!

I can’t wait for Aerosmith Guitar Hero in a few weeks.  I hope Steven Tyler is out of rehab in time for the release. 

We’re off to Newport for the day.  It’s gorgeous and 80 out.  We’re just waiting for our friend to get back from the mall, he had to go get a shirt… I am so happy I’m not famous because I would never want to be caught by the paparazzi all pasty white in this sundress!  I’d look much better with some spray tan, but I refuse – I just hate the feeling of being painted.  It’s too unnatural.  I’ll get some sun today.

Have a great weekend!  Hopefully celebs do crazy stuff this weekend and we can laugh at them on Tuesday :)