This morning on the Today Show Rosie O’Donnell slammed Lindsay Lohan and said she doesn’t think it’s a good idea for her to be playing Elizabeth Taylor.  Rosie said she hasn’t done anything good since she was 16, pointed out how she struggled with her SNL performance, and called her a crackhead!

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While I don’t disagree with some of what Rosie said, I think she should shut her trap considering her lame show just got booted from the Oprah network!  When was the last time Rosie had a smash hit?  I don’t think she’s had anything huge since her Rosie show that was on in the 90′s when she used to gush over Tom Cruise every freaking day…

Of course Michael Lohan is always the first to come to his estranged daughter’s defense… He’s firing back at Rosie and spoke to Gossipcop.com earlier today:

“He/she who is without sin, let them cast the first stone and judge not lest you be judged,” says Lohan, going on to note O’Donnell’s “failed marriage, two failed shows, slamming other celebs and high profile people. Please!”

He acknowledges, “My daughter and even I may have had our issues in life, but it’s about making things right and turning things around… I was and am the first one to point out my own faults, Lindsay’s and even others when we are wrong, but when we are not, I will fight tooth and nail for what’s right!”

Lohan continues, “In this case, Rosie, you are wrong. So why don’t you… just sit back. Shut up and see if Lindsay proves herself before blabbing your unwarranted opinions.”

You know who needs to get in on this action – Donald Trump!  He just LOVES to trash talk Rosie so we’ll see if he seizes the opportunity…

Michael Lohan’s ex-girlfriend Kate Major has made multiple domestic dispute calls to 9-1-1 but ironically she’s the one who keeps violating the orders of protection against him!  He said she is “stalking” him and while he is working on moving on with his life she can’t let him go… She wants Michael to pay her legal and medical bills – to the tune of $9,000 – and when he said he won’t pay she threatened to call and say he’s violating the protective order!

Celeb Dirty Laundry has an exclusive interview with him and you can tell by the tone in his voice he is pissed!

Boyfriend and me at Guavaween Saturday Night in Ybor.

Super cute pets in costume, some of these are a little outrageous!

Michael Lohan will be wearing an orange jumpsuit for a while – denied bail and wheel chair bound!

Oh no she didn’t!!  Have you seen the video of the bride texting at the altar?

WOW!  Christina Aguilera looked fabulous on Friday at “The Voice” press junket.

Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Melissa Gorga put on a fat suit for her Entertainment Tonight experiment to see how she’s treated as an overweight woman.

Amy Winehouse drank herself to death.  Her blood alcohol content was how high?

Katy Perry turned 27 yesterday and celebrated by throwing cake at her fans after last night’s show!

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Michael Lohan was arrested in Tampa yesterday morning… Before he and Kate Major fought, they had sex… and it’s all detailed, graphically, in the police report.  EW EW EW EW EW!!

I thought the same thing when I saw those pictures!

Michael Lohan was on HLN with Joan Valez Mitchell this afternoon and he told her he is worried that Lindsay is smoking either meth or crack and that’s why her teeth are a disaster.  She was photographed last week with brown chipped front teeth and blew off her court ordered shoplifting prevention course to get emergency dental work and magically they’re all pearly white now.  M-Lo says he’s not going to shade it!

We know the history here, he is no angel, but when it comes to what goes on with Lindsay and Dina he is usually dead on.  I wonder what he thinks about Ali’s ridiculous weight loss.

It is sad…

Click here to see Lindsay being hauled off in handcuffs.

I sat in on my co-worker’s interview with Michael Lohan today. 

He said, “Dina did coke with Lindsay” and also discussed his feelings on her relationship with Samantha Ronson.

Click here to listen to Chad Pitt talking to Michael Lohan.

Taylor and Jake called the cops on the paparazzi, the cops gave Swiftenhaal a Helicopter Escort.

Designer Tom Ford says “Fat people look better naked.” He obviously hasn’t seen me naked.

MiLo prolly shouldn’t have gotten Botox in front of photogs.  Now he owes Ditzy Dina money.

Denise Richards’ Wrangler Butt.  ‘Nuff Said.

Bea Arthur was a Marine.  Who says Golden Girls can’t be tough?

Amy Winehouse is headed to Dubai.  This can’t be good.

Check out this kid’s tribute to Taylor Swift- Synchronized Christmas Lights. Beat that Jake.

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On Saturday, Michael Lohan showed up on Lindsay Lohan’s doorstep in Los Angeles with some Chinese takeout.  Apparently Lindsay wasn’t happy about it and according to TMZ she asked security to remove him.  Why?  Was she doing something she wasn’t supposed to or was Michael being… Michael.

Lindsay was spotted yesterday returning to Betty Ford but was obviously flustered by the paparazzi.  Could this fight with dad spell trouble for her sobriety?

She’s asked Betty Ford for permission to visit New York for the Holidays and she’s received permission to do a photo shoot as well.  Now sources are saying that she’s FREAKING OUT in rehab because of the whole lawsuit thing, and she has no money.  Pile on the fact that she’s got all the daddy drama, this can’t be good for her.

And just when we thought she was making real progress.

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Both Lindsay and Michael Lohan were spotted smiling ear to ear yesterday.  Both seem to be in great spirits after they had their heart to heart on Sunday.

Lindsay left her Sober Living home in Southern California to go on a supervised trip to get some coffee, and she actually looks presentable.  A far cry from the disgusting mess that walked into the Beverly Hills Courthouse.  Sobriety is doing wonders for her.

Michael was spotted shopping in SoCal grinning ear to ear while chatting with Photographers.

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Whodathunk.  Lindsay Lohan and Michael Lohan actually met face to face.

Yeah I know, I thought the same thing!  The two are said to have had a long conversation inside the Betty Ford Clinic, and then went shopping in a Street fair nearby on Sunday.

Of course, that shopping trip included a long stop at the Jewelry Store.  Lindsay is reportedly looking forward to seeing Michael again.

So what are Lilo’s motives?  If she has any…