I can’t believe these two are even allowed in the Hamptons!  Don’t they have a hoity toity reputation to uphold?  Any credibility Jon Gosselin may have had is now out the window – he’s found friendship in Michael Lohan!!????  They were out the other night with their hos too.  Bizarre.

Michael Lohan’s latest obnoxious rant about Lindsay, Sam, and Dina… What’s wrong with Charlie Sheen’s baby… Is Amy Winehouse clean for good… Lady Gaga signed a guy’s WHAT???

Lilo Art, or something.

Watch the video…

And check out Celebrity Smack for an interesting article about this artwork inspired by Lindsay Lohan!

It’s sad, I actually had hope for Lindsay but she’s on the down and down now…

I love how Michael Lohan, who Lindsay hates, is constantly defending her and saying that Samantha is “toxic” and the cause for all of Lindsay’s problems.  To my knowledge, Sam hasn’t been in trouble with the law, she’s never OD’d or been in rehab, nor has she really appeared to… at least not since I’ve been paying attention to her.  You don’t see her flirting with other girls or making out with other girls, so as far as faithfulness goes she’s not doing anything to hurt Lindsay… if anything, Lilo is the cheater… so what the hell is her problem??

And Lindsay should probably stop hating on her dad so much, he’s really the only one sticking up for her at all!!!

There’s Lindsay I still hate my daddy Lohan on the set of Ugly Betty… while Samantha, who also hates Lindsay’s daddy, went to lunch with her brother Mark.

Michael Lohan opened his fat boozing trap again and made some ridiculous claim that Samantha is using Lindsay and that she’s going to write a tell-all book… so here’s what both Lindsay and Sam have to say about it.

From their MySpace blogs, according to E! Online:

Lindsay Lohan:

If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that’s what i have believed my whole life- don’t be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going…

If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.

Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).

He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.

Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.

This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.

I’m not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on…

I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17.

Samantha Ronson:

i really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.

p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?

YOU TELL HIM GIRLS!!!

Here’s Lindsay’s daddy Michael Lohan and his 24 year old girlfriend Erin Muller… She was a Poker Calendar Girl and she’s trying to become a professional poker player.

Check this out and tell me if you think it’s her…

At least I THINK this is her… Unless it’s some chick with the same name… but calendar girl poker player half his age seems about right for Daddy Lo!  I can’t wait to see who Dina starts hooking up with, maybe if she was getting some she wouldn’t be such a bitch!!

Photos: Splash News Online

There’s Long Island’s Mingling Moms Outstanding Mother of the Year 2008 – Dina Lohan.

What’s funny is she apparently skipped a court ordered family couselling session to go to this awards ceremony!  Michael Lohan is all mad because he showed up for the appointment only to find out she wasn’t going to make it… So is she in contempt of court?  That’s what he’s hoping for!

None of her children were there.  I guess they couldn’t make it for their mother of the year.

The other thing is… this is “outstanding” mother, but it doesn’t say in what way she is outstanding.  Outstanding isn’t necessarily a good thing anyway… kind of like an “oustanding balance” on an account – not good.

Anyway, I can’t wait to see this trash wreck of a TV Show.

More pictures of Dina accepting her much deserved award, making ridiculous faces, after the jump -

Splash News Online

Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan makes a “cameo” in this f’d up movie.  It’s called “The Deed To Hell” and it’s considered a “cautionary horror movie” – whatever that is.  And when I say f’d up, I mean disturbing, so if you are squeamish or have a fear of creepy crawly things, blood, crazy people, and seriously bad acting, don’t watch!!

I think it’s funny that it looks like they got some footage of Lindsay and her friends partying at the beginning… No wonder Lindz is stealin’ mink coats!!