Isn’t it nuts that Mary Kate Olsen could do her own bank bailout?  Actually, she’d probably do a better job than the government.  Did you see this on TMZ?

There she is doing her part, tipping the dude at the Four Seasons a $20.  Between her generosity and Paris Hilton buying $4000 dresses we should be all set…

Now she just needs to pay a hair stylist.

I finally figured out what Anne Hathaway looks like – a glammed up PILGRIM, like Mayflower-style.  This dress just put it over the top.

Also see Mena Suvari not even looking like Mena Suvari, Mickey Rourke’s new piece of doggie bling, Penelope Cruz, Jessica Alba’s mini-boobs, did Michael Jackson auction off his shoulder pads from the Thriller jacket?  And did Mary Kate Olsen win that auction?

Anyway enjoy the pictures… I want to do more but I have a long day of Chuck E. Cheese with a bunch of kids and then a drive to NYC… then a drive back, and then a flight to Tampa Monday morning.  I am such a girl on the freaking go, right!!

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Mary Kate Olsen was out with a friend yesterday… as they were leaving lunch, her friend apparently hit some dude!  I can’t tell from the pictures/captions if she hit HIM or his vehicle… but either way it was minor and Mary Kate just tried to hide.  Do celebrities really think they’re doing anything by attempting to cover their faces?

Let’s give the girls credit, they didn’t hit and run like most of these morons do…

These are the leaked photographs everyone is talking about!  Mary Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie, and Joel Madden, throwing down bigtime at the flannel party… I believe these pictures were taken back in June, possibly on MK’s 22nd birthday, and someone threw them up on Flickr and here they are.

Looks like they had a good drinkin’ and smokin’ time!

The whole Heath Ledger thing is getting REALLY strange now that Mary Kate Olsen is refusing to answer any questions unless she is granted immunity… immunity from what???  What did she do???  What does she know???  CRAZY!!!!

I haven’t seen the movie, but my boyfriend saw it and says he thinks Heath will win an Oscar posthumously…

Mary Kate Olsen appears to be wearing something she stole from someone’s grandmother… Seriously, just because it cost $9,000 doesn’t mean it’s cute!!

I will never understand how these girls are known as style and fashion icons because everything they wear is ugly!!!  This is something your grandmother WOULD BE CAUGHT DEAD IN THOUGH!!!  It just doesn’t belong on a 22 year old.

The white outfit isn’t so bad, I guess, the orange shoes are fun… I would LOVE to know how much they cost.  It’s insane.  These girls spend on a pair of shoes what some people spend on a car!!

Photos: Splash News Online

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Zoe Kravitz totally has a scowl on her face in ALL of the pictures of her from this Chanel event last night at the Tribeca Film Festival.  She looks angry!!

More pictures from the event – Mary Kate Olsen, Blake Lively, and some scary couple - after the jumping bean…

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Mary Kate Olsen went to the premiere of her new movie “The Wackness” at Sundance…

Here’s what the movie is about from IMDB:

Story, set in 1994, centers on a troubled teenage drug dealer and a drug-addled psychiatrist — after the former trades pot for therapy sessions, then falls for the doctor’s daughter.

She looks good… as in better than usual.

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