J-Lo & Marc Anthony went out to dinner last night without the twins… but as they were leaving the restaurant they were bombarded by fans, one in particular who begged them to hold his baby and pose for a picture… so they did it.  Aren’t they sweet?  They look happier than they did a few months ago when we saw pictures of him scolding her!

These pictures of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon at some Museum Gala inspired me to compose this really mean post.

The “My Wife Is Bigger Than Me Club” gallery… If you have any good ones, let me know.

I think Mariah & Nick have replaced J-Lo & Marc Anthony as the king & queen of this phenomenon… Tom & Katie have to be included, but she’s just tall…

Seriously, have you ever seen that dude Beetlejuice on the Howard Stern show?  The dude with the REALLY small head?  Nick Cannon looks like Beetlejuice next to Mariah and her big ginormous MELON!!

OK, I’m going to hell now… I’ll be back later…

Photos: Splash News Online

Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony had a busy night… They went to the Christian Dior event and then Marc performed for Univision at Gotham theater…. She looks great for  just popping out two kids!!

Just look at him on stage.  No wonder she can’t resist.

Photos: Splash News Online

 

OK, Mariah Carey doesn’t actually EAT Nick Cannon, and I am not trying to be crass or gross in any sexual way, but basically Mariah Carey is enormous, big enough to devour Nick Cannon… do you get what I’m saying?

They’ve been denying their “romance” but Mariah apparently told Lady Victoria that she would only perform at her Cannes Party next month if Nick could go with her…

In case you’re wondering, Lady Victoria is a “British Socialite”… I wish I could be a socialite.  I’d like to major in socialiteonomy when I go to college.

Really, I can’t wait to see picture of them together as a couple.  Maybe I am not thinking of him in proportion because I really don’t pay much attention to him, but won’t they look like the next J-Lo and Marc Anthony?

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony arriving at their baby shower in  NYC earlier today.  The shower was held at the Gramercy Park Hotel and hosted by J-Lo’s friend Elaine Goldsmith-Thomas who produced Maid in Manhattan in 2002. 

We’re pretty sure she’s having twins -a boy and a girl – since her sister Lynda Lopez gave her matching onesies – in pink and blue!  She is due in a few months! 

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