I love Julia Roberts!  She had me at Pretty Woman… or Mystic Pizza?  Which came first?  Anyway, Julia must be thinking… “why the hell weren’t the first pictures of my twins worth $15 million???”

Well there are a number of reasons why – Brad Pitt’s not the daddy being the first…  I think George Clooney & Julia Roberts would make a good couple.  Maybe just because they’re so good together in the Oceans movies…

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Ali Lohan was on Letterman last night.  I just watched it.  She’s so annoying.  I’m sorry, but Lindsay is definitely the cuter sister.  At least she was when she looked her age.  Now she looks like she could be Dina’s sister.

Anyway, Ali brought this TINY little dog on the show… They showed a clip of it and I thought it was a goof, but the dog is THAT SMALL.  Are these dogs genetically engineered or something?  Pretty soon little dogs will be the size of little figurines.  It’s insane.

So little Ali Lohan says “ye-ah” a lot.  She dodges the question about whether or not Lindsay appears on the show – she said “you’ll have to watch!”  She says she and Lindz are best friends.  She also says they’re not a “crazy family” and that’s why they decided to do the show.  To set the record straight.

Ye-ah.

Oh, and at the end, Letterman said, “Lindsay Lohan everybody – Ali Lohan, Ali Lohan everybody” and laughs.  I don’t think he did that on purpose.

She actually looks like a dark-haired pre-nose-job Ashlee Simpson at certain angles…

The show starts Monday on E!