Bruce Jenner

This is one of those flabbergasting stories that makes me long for the days when I was on the radio…

Bruce Jenner has obviously had work done on every orifice of his face, so now he’s moving slightly south of that perfectly sculpted chin –

TO HIS NECK.

Specifically, his ADAM’S APPLE.

Yes, because Bruce Jenner doesn’t look enough like a chick – he’s getting his Adam’s apple flattened.

This procedure is actually most commonly done as one of the first steps towards gender reassignment but BJ says he isn’t going for that – according to TMZ, he just doesn’t like his trachea.

In other far less interesting Kardashian news, Khloe and Lamar are getting a divorce.

She cited “irreconcilable differences” in paperwork filed today.

In other words, “he is a crackhead and I don’t do crack.”

 


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Yes, Adam Levine is in FACT the Sexiest Man Alive.  Not just People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive, but THE Sexiest Man Alive.  He is.  I’m sorry if you don’t agree, but he just is.  I don’t know any women who don’t find him deliciously attractive and if you’re a woman and you don’t want him to eat crackers and leave crumbs in your bed, you’re just not a real woman.

I was pretty shocked to realize today that there are a lot of people who really don’t like Adam Levine.

Actually, there are a lot of people who seem to hate him the way it was cool to hate Nickelback like three years ago.  Check out this list of the Top 10 Negative Responses to Adam Levine’s Sexiest Man Alive Title.

My favorite from that list is Jimmy Kimmel’s line:

“He kind of has an unfair advantage. The guy spends his whole week sitting next to CeeLo, who looks like a Cadbury Egg.”

It’s the only one that’s actually funny and not just stupid and hateful.  Most of the people making fun of him I’ve never even heard of, nor are they even remotely sexy themselves… Jealous much?

And why didn’t anyone take the obvious dig at him for selling out to K-Mart?  I let the whole perfume thing go (you know how he went off about celebrities having their own fragrances and then came out with his own, but said he actually made his smell awesome so it was OK), but the K-Mart thing I am kind of struggling with…

Then I look at this and my struggles seem to fade away…………

Plus, my friend always tells me I am “as loyal as they come” so I’m remaining loyal to Adam Levine even though he’s no better than Kathie Lee Gifford when it comes to making clothes for cheesy department stores.

Now, onto Lamar Odom.  Since there’s just no selling any dirty video of him and Khloe Kardashian we get this instead.

Lamar, allegedly all cracked out, rapping about cheating on her.  Oh, and he raps about his fragrance – he’s got one too.

I can’t embed the video, you can go here to watch it.

I have another post brewing about yet another baby product that has been recalled due to IDIOT PARENT ERROR but I’m going to save that one for later.

 


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Kim Kardashian & Kanye West had dinner with her family the other night… big whoop.

What I am wondering about is the geometry problem between Khloe’s eyebrows!


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Khole and Lamar At Universal

Khole and Lamar took their family favorites to Universal and got caught riding the Jurassic Park water ride.

Khole and Lamar took Khole’s younger sisters Kendall and Kylie Jenner, Kohle’s brother Rob Kardashian and Lamar’s family was there – unfortunately I don’t know any of their names…

It looks like they were having some fun together in Orlando, and thankfully they were not fighting!  Then again there were only photographers that I could see instead of television cameras so they wouldn’t be fighting.

Whateve…  Keeping Up With The Kardashians (which shows the whole family) is on E! Sunday nights at 10 EST.


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Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom, Louis Vuitton, Kim Kardashian, Kardashian, Fashion, Designer Fashion

Reality Star Hottie, Khloe Kardashian and her Pro Basketball Player husband, Lamar Odom visited Louis Vuitton Store in the Beverly Center in Los Angeles.  Apparently if you’re posh enough to be able to shop at the Louis Vuitton, you’re served a glass of wine which you can drink while you shop.

Awesome.

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Khloe Kardashian spent the day with her hubby Lamar Odom and her stepchildren Lamar Jr and Destiny.  Looks like they were stocking up on pool and water toys!  FUN!

Fame Pictures


Khloe shows skin, and a hickey?

WHAT is that?

Is that a hickey?  Or some kind of bruise on her neck?  Weird.

And that shirt does not flatter her side blubber AT ALL!  Cover that up, wear a tank underneath, something!!

Speaking of fat, look at THAT ROCK!!!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin