First let me tell you that this child asked me earlier today if she could have her own website… Kyla.com… I don’t even want to try the URL because I’d be willing to be it’s porn.  There is some porn star named Kyla… Ugh.

Anyway, then she was asking if it should be kylamarilyn.com or kylaherlastname.com… and I said no it would have to be kylaknapp.com… so we’ll see.

She took my camera yesterday while she was outside playing on the porch.  She actually did 5 little videos but they will make you dizzy, she hasn’t figured out how to hold the camera yet - she will.

She has a little bit of a cold, allergies are so bad right now we are all stuffed up!!

Here’s Kyla Vlog Episode 2.

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Witness the cuteness.

Kyla has now figured out how to make video blogs.  We spent the weekend doing random things around the house, and yesterday morning I woke up to a camera in my face - she was recording.  Then she started turning the camera around and talking to it, so she doesn’t even need me to hold it for her anymore!

Here’s the one we did on Saturday.  I was cleaning the frog tank so I had to put Max & Jessica in a bowl.  Kyla likes to touch them, even though I constantly tell her not to…  I feel especially bad about the frog who jumped into the sink… One of the frogs died later that day - I don’t know if it was the one that had jumped into the sink or not.  I had just put warm soapy water in a pan to soak… of course shame on me for telling my kid to put her hand in there, I wasn’t even thinking!  It wasn’t THAT hot, and it was more likely the frog died from the soap… But still I feel bad.  Now whichever one didn’t die (we’re still trying to determine which one it is!) is lonely…

Please don’t call PETA.  It was an accident!!!  I have done really well with these frogs… the fish, not so much, which is why we haven’t gotten any more.

As for Kyla, she asked me this morning if I was going to put her videos on my website… and I said yes.  Then she started talking about the weather and if it was going to be too cold to play outside today… I asked her if she wanted to be a weather girl and do the weather on TV when she grows up and she made a face.  She says, no I don’t think that would be good.

So I said, well what do you want to be when you grow up?

And she says.

“I just wanna be a ROCK STAR!”

You already are nugget.

Have a nice day.

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Miley Cyrus had some boy crazy fun while filming scenes for Hannah Montana and the case of the ultra-short wedgie shorts on Malibu Beach.  Seriously, when you’re a 4, wear a 4, not a 0!

Anyway, does anyone else think this is a bit much… I mean she’s 15, of course the hormones are raging, but does she really need to be manhandled by a bunch of dudes who would go to jail for dating her?

I just don’t get it.  I have a daughter and I just wouldn’t want this going on when she’s 15.  It’s pretty nasty!!

Am I just a prude?

Let me know what you think of the new photo galleries!  Should be much easier to navigate and when you’re done, the “Home” button is in the top left of the page under my chunky face!  I tried to make it as simple as possible so you can just view the pictures without a lot of back and forth and scrolling…

The comments DO come through again… the error is driving us all nuts because GoDaddy says it’s in my code and the people who help me out say it’s with GoDaddy… anyone know???  Either way, the comments do come through to me for approval.  I only weed out the real nasty people because it’s my blog and if you don’t like me, I don’t have to post your comment.

Have a nice day… I have a bunch more stuff I want to post but I’ve been trying to fix another issue I’m having since midnight… it is now 3am and I have to get some sleep.   I’m taking Kyla and my boyfriend’s nephews to the aquarium tomorrow.  Well, today.

I am working on a celebrity houses album… I have found TONS of them… Britney’s houses, Brad and Jen when they were together, Reese & Ryan’s old house, Charlie Sheen’s ridiculous mansion, the inside of Scarlett Johansson’s place… it’s fun.

Oh, and I’m moving next week.  So if I’m not here… that’s why.  Seriously, it’s been a busy summer so far!!

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Angelina Jolie has reportedly been admitted to a hospital in France to give birth to her twins… I’m out to hang with Kyla for the rest of the afternoon but I’m sure more news will break later today!  Can’t wait to find out their names - and are they boys, girls, or one of each!!!

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So this is the radio station sensation that’s sweeping the nation… A bunch of radio stations have started making their own videos to Miley Cyrus “See You Again”…  I have no idea how this whole phenomenon was started, but we decided it would be fun to do our own… So my boss got everyone together and we filmed our Miley Cyrus video a few weeks ago.  Kyla makes a little cameo!!

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I would also like to thank Keith Allen for giving my daughter the blow up shoes and guitar featured in the video… I am constantly tripping over them!!

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This is my daughter K*yla at the new Washington Nationals Stadium in Washington, DC.  The Nationals are playing the Chicago Cubs… She enjoyed front row seats (with the cheerleaders!), hung out with the mascot, ate cracker jacks, sang Take Me Out To The Ballgame, and danced her adorable little dance.

My boyfriend and I think her dad my baby daddy should submit this to the Washington Nationals for use as their commercial!  Seriously, how adorable is my kid???  And he produced a pretty cool thing with the Goo Goo Dolls singing!!

Anyway, if you think I should maybe pull a “Jonas Brothers on Oprah” type deal and get a couple hundred emails going to the Nationals people to watch the video… leave a comment!

Of course, he would have to remove the majority of the credits at the end, but whatever.

I just think my little girl should be on TV!

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