It’s kind of Kimberly Stewart, kind of Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction, and definitely not a good look!

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Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon arrived at a Halloween Party on the back of a fire engine… That’s hot.  Mariah apparently couldn’t decide what to dress as, so she went from fire girl to Famous Amos cookie girl over the course of the night… either that or she has a twin?

Tons of pictures of celebs at various parties/trick or treating… Check them out – just click on the first picture and then scroll through them.  Kimberly Stewart attempted to go as Britney Spears… so lame.  As if Kim is anyone to make fun of anyone else.  She looks more like Katie Holmes than Britney anyway!!

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OK is Paris Hilton on the Mischa Barton spandex bandwagon too?  Ugh, they’re so ugly.  The shirt makes her boobs look like deflated balloons, and she totally borrowed that haircut from Kimberly Stewart.  Did her stylist take the day off?

There’s the happy couple going to the grand opening of Haven in NYC where Benji was the guest DJ.

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Kimberly Stewart out on the town with Blake Wood.  Amy Winehouse’s Blake!  Not MAH BLAKE, but the other Blake, the one taking out her trash a few months ago.  At least I’m sure he gets a little nasty sumpin sumpin from hanging Kimberly Stewart.

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Kimberly Stewart and Rhys Ifans make a good couple.  Seriously, they both have long skinny faces… he looks a little more homeless than she does, but I think they suit each other just fine.

He clearly loves her… well, loves her enough to let her write “I heart K” on the side of his face!  I hope that’s not a sharpie!!

He sure took a nose dive from Sienna Miller!  What would such a pretty girl see in him??  I do not get it!

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Kimberly Stewart is dating Sienna Miller’s sloppy seconds Rhys Ifans… He is not the least bit attractive!!!  He can’t even buckle his shoes, what are those things anyway?

Kimberly is pretty nasty, I wonder if this will be a good match.  Sienna is wayyyy too hot for him.

What is so attractive about him – someone please tell me!!

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Apparently Jude Law has sunk to a new low… He was spotted making out with Kimberly Stewart at a bar in Essex, South England… Kimberly goes there a lot because her dad lives around the corner… witnesses saw her with a “good looking guy” and upon further examination realized it was Jude Law… They were all over each other all night, and despite Jude’s attempts to make sure there was no photographic evidence…

You can click here to see a picture of them sucking face – and look where her hand is in the second picture!

NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought that pic of Jude Law – taken at The Day After Peace photocall in Cannes – was appropriate considering he looks like he’s gagging… That would be my reaction if I woke up to realize I’d spent the night sucking face with Kimberly Stewart!!

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There’s the Hoff – just out of the hospital – with 2 hot (YOUNG) chicks at Coachella Music Festival… He looks HAPPY, doesn’t he?  Isn’t he supposed to be rollin’ sober?? 

Other celebrities were there… nobody too exciting but check out Sienna Miller’s hideous belted boots and Kimberly Stewart’s super tough girl snake arm band.  Actually, it’s super ugly.

Show me now!

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