Kim Kardashian made an appearance on the Alan Carr: Chatty Man talk show and when he asked to touch her big round booty she was happy to oblige!

“If I had a bum like yours I would walk in to a room backwards. How honored are you when people say you have the best bum in the world?”

From Us Weekly

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Kim Kardashian sported the Kris Jenner short hair during a photo shoot in LA on Sunday.  In between takes she and Kanye West made out.

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Since so many people make fun of Kim Kardashian she’s gotta have someone to pick on… So she took a shot at the Tanorexic mom and sent this picture out over the weekend.  She isn’t actually that dark now… she said she had just gotten a spray tan.

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Another rumor that may or may not be true from Hollywoodlife.com… I’m going guess this one is NOT true.  Kanye West, according to their source, wants to record a song with his new girlfriend Kim Kardashian.

Um, has he heard this?

Kanye’s a jackass but when it comes to music he DOES have talent… so I’m gonna call BS on this story.  They’re doing just fine being publicity whores in front of the cameras and in the back seat of the car… I don’t think there’s any reason for them to get behind the mic too.  Disaster waiting to happen.

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OK, first of all, in what divorce are there no “personal feelings” involved?  Well, I guess when you’re Kim Kardashian and your reasons for getting married were publicity and money and a TV show maybe there really aren’t any “personal feelings”  – but some of us are actually human.

Anyway, Kris and Kim were not in court yesterday but their attorneys were.  Kim’s attorney pointed out that they have now been separated longer than they were married and she just wants it to be finalized…  They also believe Kris is prolonging the process because of “personal feelings” and for publicity.  Yes, you read correctly, Kim’s side is accusing Kris of doing this for publicity!!!

Kris’s attorney insists they need more time to depose witnesses in their quest to prove the marriage was fraudulent.  Kris wants the whole thing annulled but he has to prove it was never real in the first place in order to do that.

Oh, and Kim’s attorney has requested that Kris pay her legal fees!!

I’m sure some tabloids are going to also say that Kim is in a hurry to get this divorce finalized so she can marry Kanye West since they’re apparently already engagement ring shopping!!

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Look at Kanye West pulling up his pants… This is being called a “wardrobe malfunction” but based on the fact that he’s getting out of the back seat of a car with Kim Kardashian I’m gonna guess he was just getting dressed after she worked her magic on him.  It wasn’t an accident that they were down.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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I haven’t managed to make it through even one episode of this show but I’m sure millions are rejoicing at the thought of 3 more years of Keeping Up With The Kardashians!

While school teachers, receptionists, police officers, factory workers, firefighters, and other educated middle-class Americans are worried about losing their employment in this economy it’s nice to know this fame whore has some job security!

In other news, Kim & Kanye, aka Kimye, were out on a date the other night holding hands for the camera.

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Kim Kardashian & Kanye West had dinner with her family the other night… big whoop.

What I am wondering about is the geometry problem between Khloe’s eyebrows!

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