Mischa Barton looked incredibly bad at the Nylon MySpace party… Seriously, the hair, the make-up, the yellowing smoker’s teeth, the turtleneck lace tablecloth dress, the hideous suede jacket, the front of leg cellulite (enlarge the picture, you’ll see what I mean), and the Keds – which on their own aren’t bad but they don’t go with the ugly outfit… She just irritates me, it’s like she tries to look bad!!!

Nicky Hilton is wearing some shiny spandex… and Brittany Gastineau looks about 50 years old!