BRITNEY & K-FED CAUGHT IN BED???

Lindsay & Sam break up, she calls Us Weekly crying… Another blow to Jessica Simpson’s country career… Why Josh Hartnett really had tummy pains… Chris Brown turning to booze… all that and more in today’s podcast!

Rihanna’s new tattoo, UGH… What’s up with Lindsay’s new movie… Natasha Bedingfield LIKES the paparazzi… K-Fed back to doing WHAT… all that and more in today’s super awesome podcast!

So what should we call Kevin Federline now that he’s a boombalattie?  K-Fed-Too-Many-Donuts?

He just doesn’t wear the extra weight well at all, it’s in his face and stomach and he still has skinny legs… He must be eating well on all that child support money…

Must be K-Fed’s time with the kids.  Oh wait, that’s 95% of the time anyway!

Britney Spears spent the weekend at Bare Pool in Vegas with some friends… She pretty much has her own Secret Service look at those guys!

I’m also proud of her, because she adjusted her bathing suit without showing the top of her crack or her vagina or anything.

I miss Britney’s vagina.

Kevin Federline at Ryan Sheckler X Games Golf Classic Touranment Game of Golf… Seriously, stupid golf things have stupidly long names!

K-Fed took his brother Chris to play… along withe Brody Jenner, Mini-Me, Kendra Wilkinson, and other classy celebrities!

He’s also apparently shocked at how easy it was for him to keep custody of the boys, and at how little effort Britney had her lawyers put into fighting him for custody!  Not that he’s complaining, $20k a month… he’ll never have to work again!

Photos: Splash News Online

Britney Spears, you just permanently lost custody of your adorable kids, what are you gonna do now?

I’m going to Mexico!

With George Maloof.  But apparently they are so not hooking up, they’re just really good friends.

Gotta give her some credit, she’s working that tan and she’s got all of her naughty parts covered.  Progress, progress.

She only has a few more days to pay K-Fed’s attorney $250,000, I hope she’s getting right on that!

Photos: Splash News Online

Splash News Online

Oh yah, according to Star Magazine, Britney Spears and her ex-husband baby daddy Kevin Federline are getting it on – on the phone – on a weekly basis!  Britney couldn’t sleep one night so she called K-Fed in the middle of the night… and he ended up talking dirty to her… and now they’ve made it a regular thing!

They are both horn balls… you know that if you ever watched Chaotic, haha… so it’s not so shocking I guess.  We’ll see if the phone sex turns into real sex soon – UH OH!!  Maybe they’ll try to have another kid to save their relationship, again.

That picture is from March of 2005…

I’ve been wondering what is going on with Kevin Federline while all this hoopla with Britney continues… And I just came across this blog – TEAM KEVIN!

Have you seen it?  They’re like the K-FED paparazzi… I wonder why the paparazzi doesn’t follow him that much – or maybe he actually tries to avoid it so they don’t bother?  He wears some fun outfits at times, I miss those days of making fun of his flip-flops with socks!

So check this site out – TEAM KEVIN!

Oh, and since K-Fed usually has the kids, there are some cute pictures of them.