Lots of celebrities looking fancy for the 2009 Keep A Child Alive Ball.

Why is it that Halle Berry can wear the most revealing sexy dress and she STILL looks classy… not too many women can pull that off!!

I’m shocked Mr. Mariah Carey was allowed to go out without his wife…

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Courtney Cox!  Which is actually a little surprising considering there’s been all this talk about them not getting along because Jen won’t make an appearance on Courtney’s new show or something… oh, and Court doesn’t like John Mayer – she’s got herself such a prize of a guy right!  John & Jen are apparently pining over each other to the point where they might get back together.  Dunno if I buy that one either…

They’re on their way to the Fleetwood Mac show, I wonder if Courtney knows about Jen’s secret phone relationship with BRAD PITT!!  Haha, NOT – unless you believe Star Magazine.

I can’t take all these titties!!

John Mayer’s fling is a bitter bitch!

Like OMG which Kardashian is having plastic surgery??

All that plus more in today’s podcast from the patio!

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Britney throws a little dinner party… Lindsay on a downward spiral… John Mayer kisses a girl… Pink & Carey Hart not getting remarried… all that and more in today’s podcast!

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So who looked better last night?  I’m sure I’m not the only one posting a poll like this… I haven’t even looked anywhere else today…

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I mean they’re both gorgeous and most of us can only dream of looking like that, especially at their ages, but I have to nitpick.  Jennifer’s face is way too unhealthy tan looking, and Angelina just looks the same as always… I like Jen’s dress better, just because it was a little more interesting than Angelina’s.

I love that Jen got to be there with John Mayer and she looks so happy, but is he REALLY going to stick with her?  He just seems like the type that won’t ever settle down.  He’s a playboy – and he’s only slept with 1/2 the women in Hollywood – he still has the other 1/2 to conquer.   That’s just my humble opinion.

OH, and check out the pictures, is Jen trying to tell us something??

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Jennifer Aniston was all flirty with Owen Wilson at the Marley & Me premiere last night.  I mean it’s cool to be a little friendly-affectionate but she was pawing all over him – and with John Mayer not far away!!  He was there!!  I didn’t see any pictures of them posing together though…

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John Mayer & Jennifer Aniston had a nice night out in NYC last night… then they headed back to their hotel, to make babies I guess… As if.

John Mayer shopping at Paragon Sports where he apparently bought something for Jennifer Aniston.

I still can’t get over the ridiculous rumors that they are trying to get pregnant and that he’s reading books about being a baby daddy… it just doesn’t make sense.

Of course this is a picture from last May when they first got together… But it’s just so sweet!

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston spent his birthday together last week… and they were out again yesterday in Beverly Hills rockin’ the PDA.

So I’m thinking, maybe they were just ON A BREAK??

Brings back memories…

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Life imitating art at it’s finest, I can totally see that whole scene playing out with John!

Rumor has it Jennifer Aniston is “miserable” right now so she’s spending some time in the sun in Los Cabos, Mexico… Didn’t she go there with John Mayer?  Why would she go back to a place she spent with her “ex” to feel better?  Doesn’t make sense… anyway, someday she’ll find a man… someday.

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