Since when is John Mayer homeless?  What is this look?

Renee Zellweger may or may not be dating John Mayer – and I am leaning more toward that she is dating him.  These two have quietly been going on dates in Los Angeles and New York – how are they keeping this secret!?

Whateve.  I think that it would be kind of cute for these two to date.  Maybe Renee will smile a littlel bit more, you know, like when she was dating Kenney Chesney.  Then again…  John Mayer doesn’t have the best track record.

Seems I will be keeping an eye out and watching in New York more than I was before!

I’ve been trying to figure out WHY IN THE HELL John Mayer is growing a porn ‘stache.  He’s a good looking guy, so he can’t possibly think that it looks good on him.  Right?

He *could* be raising money and awareness for Men’s health issues by growing a mustache during the month of November, much like my cousin is.  (Cousin Dan’s ‘stache, thankfully looks MUCH better than John Mayer’s.)

He could also be doing some of his weird, John Mayer schtick.

Whatever the case, I hope John shaves it off soon.  It’s creeping me out.

Fame Pictures

Doesn’t look like a very exciting video shoot, but there’s John Mayer for you.

PhotosL Flynet Pictures

Lady Gaga looked a wacked out mess as usual, John Mayer appeared to be stoned, and Rihanna was glowing at the VEVO Launch Party.  TONS of A-listers in the music business were there hobnobbing with each other…

Photos: JJB

Lots of celebrities looking fancy for the 2009 Keep A Child Alive Ball.

Why is it that Halle Berry can wear the most revealing sexy dress and she STILL looks classy… not too many women can pull that off!!

I’m shocked Mr. Mariah Carey was allowed to go out without his wife…

Photos: Flynet Pictures

Courtney Cox!  Which is actually a little surprising considering there’s been all this talk about them not getting along because Jen won’t make an appearance on Courtney’s new show or something… oh, and Court doesn’t like John Mayer – she’s got herself such a prize of a guy right!  John & Jen are apparently pining over each other to the point where they might get back together.  Dunno if I buy that one either…

They’re on their way to the Fleetwood Mac show, I wonder if Courtney knows about Jen’s secret phone relationship with BRAD PITT!!  Haha, NOT – unless you believe Star Magazine.

I can’t take all these titties!!

John Mayer’s fling is a bitter bitch!

Like OMG which Kardashian is having plastic surgery??

All that plus more in today’s podcast from the patio!

Britney throws a little dinner party… Lindsay on a downward spiral… John Mayer kisses a girl… Pink & Carey Hart not getting remarried… all that and more in today’s podcast!

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So who looked better last night?  I’m sure I’m not the only one posting a poll like this… I haven’t even looked anywhere else today…

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I mean they’re both gorgeous and most of us can only dream of looking like that, especially at their ages, but I have to nitpick.  Jennifer’s face is way too unhealthy tan looking, and Angelina just looks the same as always… I like Jen’s dress better, just because it was a little more interesting than Angelina’s.

I love that Jen got to be there with John Mayer and she looks so happy, but is he REALLY going to stick with her?  He just seems like the type that won’t ever settle down.  He’s a playboy – and he’s only slept with 1/2 the women in Hollywood – he still has the other 1/2 to conquer.   That’s just my humble opinion.

OH, and check out the pictures, is Jen trying to tell us something??

Photos:  Splash News Online