Britney Spears seems to think that she is just like you and me.  Seriously.  She thinks that she is just like everyone else.

I personally loved my years on the MIckey Mouse Club, being a teenage pop sensation, my Vegas wedding quickie, getting married, having two kids, getting divorced and then going crazy.  Wait. That wasn’t me.  It’s was Britney.

Yup. She is just like everyone else.

Britney is doing better than she was back in 2008 when she was under the permanent conservatorship of her father, Jamie Spears.  Her perfect day would be: “Getting up with coffee — two cups of coffee. Having a good workout, taking a swim, my boys being there, and just having a good day at the pool — we have a theme-park slide. We’d have snow cones, then I’d go to the movies and spend time with my boyfriend. Maybe a Femme Fatale moment. [laughs] I’m pretty normal. The type of day I love is just like everybody else’s. I’m like everybody else.”

If you want to read more check out the new issue of Harper’s Bazar.

Now I am going to cross my fingers that she doesn’t do anything stupid soon so she can continue her good streak.  This also means now dressing like a fool, having both clean hair and clean clothes, wearing shoes and not getting married in Vegas for a day.

WOW this all happened SO FAST!

Here’s the deal.  The rumors about Lindsay and Sam breaking up, and about her being shut out of the party, Sam’s house, and life, are TRUE!

Lindsay called Us Weekly crying hysterically last night… Saying she’s in hell – but she denies reports that she’s suicidal and says she’s just really hurt.  She’s just a 22 year old in love!

Here is a good summary from Busy Bee Blogger

Here’s the US Weekly article

Here’s what Perez has to say, complete with his awesome addition of a coke smear to Lindsay’s cover picture!

I think it’s really sad this girl is so lonely she’s reduced to calling a tabloid to vent.  She really has no friends… but it seems she’s always been a mean psycho bitch to everyone, and while a lot of these girls have cleaned up their acts she’s still being a crackwhore.  I bet Amy Winehouse would be her friend!

I sent Perez Hilton a tweet and told him he should volunteer to be Lilo’s daddy Jamie Spears… or she could do a reality show like Rock of Love to find a new companion!  With guys AND girls longing for her affection!

Britney Spears got her hair done in LA yesterday, just after a court ruled that her daddy Jamie Spears will continue to be the conservator of her affairs until the end of the year.  She also got a restraining order against Sam Lutfi, so he won’t be bugging her anymore…

I also hear she’s dating her bodyguard Lee, an ex-Israeli soldier who has been working for her for the last 6 months… he spends the night at her house a lot… what else is a girl gonna do?  It’s not like she’s taking care of her kids!!!!

Lee is one of the guys in the pictures taken in Mexico earlier this week.  I hope she got her tubes tied or something… she does not need to be having any more babies!!

Nooooooo!!!

I’m all for the Britney Spears recovery, which is clearly in full effect if we believe the latest from OK! Magazine… but I do not think she should be dating her agent!!!  I kind of doubt she’s dating him, I think they’re just hanging out and he wants to see how he can help her… but who knows?  I guess Christina Aguilera did the whole management dating thing and it worked out, but Britney is very unstable – and she needs to recover while SINGLE… otherwise her sanity is going to depend on her relationship, and if this guy isn’t into her, it’s going to screw her all up… She’s definitely needy with men.

Anyway, here’s a little from the upcoming issue of OK! Magazine…

“Her biggest regret is losing her boys, and now’s the time to put that right,” a source tells OK!. Her efforts seem to be working. On May 6, she was finally awarded more time during her visitation–a boost from 9 hours a week to 27.

“There’s no doubt that Jamie, approves of Jason — and why wouldn’t he?” the agent’s friend tells OK!. “Jason would never take advantage of Britney. I’m glad that she’s finally found a good guy who isn’t interested in her fame or her fortune.”