These pictures of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon at some Museum Gala inspired me to compose this really mean post.

The “My Wife Is Bigger Than Me Club” gallery… If you have any good ones, let me know.

I think Mariah & Nick have replaced J-Lo & Marc Anthony as the king & queen of this phenomenon… Tom & Katie have to be included, but she’s just tall…

Seriously, have you ever seen that dude Beetlejuice on the Howard Stern show?  The dude with the REALLY small head?  Nick Cannon looks like Beetlejuice next to Mariah and her big ginormous MELON!!

OK, I’m going to hell now… I’ll be back later…

Photos: Splash News Online

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Jennifer Lopez just launched a new fragrance at Macy’s - Deseo.  She showed up wearing a white dress and bright red lipstick - and the lipstick looks TERRIBLE!  If you look at the big pictures it’s not even on straight and the lipliner is a mess… ugh.  WHY?

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J-Lo don’t call me that call me Jennifer Lopez went to GMA’s Central Park show and showed off her post-pregnancy body in spandex!  She is training for a charity event.

She looks better in spandex than I would look!!

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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony went boating with Dolce & Gabanna in Italy… You know I was reading on the front page of Yahoo the other day that despite the economy, yacht manufacturers and sellers are doing fine.  Rich gettin’ richer!

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Well it’s back to living the glamorous life for Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony… We haven’t seen J-Lo out pushing the baby stroller yet, but I’m sure she’s getting plenty of quality private time the twins!

Now let’s talk about Marc Anthony’s open shirt.  Please, there is nothing sexy about that scrawny pubic hair chest!!!!

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Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony had a busy night… They went to the Christian Dior event and then Marc performed for Univision at Gotham theater…. She looks great for  just popping out two kids!!

Just look at him on stage.  No wonder she can’t resist.

Photos: Splash News Online

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