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		<title>Angelina Jolie&#8217;s IMPOSTER ASSISTANT!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:46:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is NUTS! You know how there were all of these reports that Angelina Jolie gave birth last week, and they seemed to be coming from a reliable source, and then Entertainment Tonight reported she gave birth&#8230; meaning it must have been true and confirmed? Well there&#8217;s an explanation&#8230; JOSSIP REPORTS How to explain how [...]]]></description>
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<p>This is NUTS!</p>
<p>You know how there were all of these reports that Angelina Jolie gave birth last week, and they seemed to be coming from a reliable source, and then Entertainment Tonight reported she gave birth&#8230; meaning it must have been true and confirmed?</p>
<p>Well there&#8217;s an explanation&#8230;</p>
<p><em><em><strong><a href="http://www.jossip.com/angelina-jolies-fake-assistant-lied-about-her-giving-birth-20080602/" target="_blank">JOSSIP </a>REPORTS</strong></em></em></p>
<p><em>How to explain how <em>Entertainment Tonight</em> <a href="http://www.jossip.com/breaking-theres-actually-no-news-about-angelina-jolies-twins-20080530/">so  very badly bungled the EXCLUSIVE!!! story about Angelina Jolie giving birth last  week</a>? (And then their website â€œ<a href="http://trent.blogspot.com/2008/05/broken.html">crashed</a>â€œ; maybe they  were hiding from their screw up?)</em></p>
<p><em>Well, it wasnâ€™t <em>entirely</em> their fault.</em></p>
<p><em>Jossip hears that somebody has been impersonating Angelinaâ€™s assistant Holly  Goline, using a fake BlackBerry email address and sending erroneous reports to  the press. Jolieâ€™s attorneys at cease-and-desist happy firm Lavely &amp; Singer  are said to be circulating a letter among entertainment outlets explaining the  situation.</em></p>
<p><em>And the worst part? This impostor has been sending fake information to the  media for the past year. Time to start counting up all those outrageously untrue  items!</em></p>
<p><em>Says the letter:</em></p>
<p><em>â€œA random individual has engaged in a scheme to intentionally harm my client  and deceive her fans, the public and the media through illegal and tortuous  impersonation of Ms Jolieâ€™s long-time assistant, Holly.</em></p>
<p><em>â€œThe individual who claims to be, and to whom the media has relied upon as, a  â€˜reliable sourceâ€™ is not my clientâ€™s assistant, nor does the email address  belong to my clientâ€™s assistant.â€</em></p>
<p>How crazy is that!?!?!Â  And it&#8217;s been going on for A YEAR???Â  And it took this for someone to say something?Â  So now the question is&#8230; have any of these reporters met with this Holly chick or are they just relying on emails?Â  INSANE!!!</p>
<p>Anyway, how crazy&#8230; so no babies for Angelina Jolie yet &#8211; maybe she is really just on bed rest???Â  She hasn&#8217;t been spotted&#8230; something told me the story about her giving birth didn&#8217;t seem right, but whatever.Â  What do I know?</p>



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