There were a couple of days following the VMAs on which Britney Spears looked really well put together, but she’s back to wearing her hair a hot mess and sporting dirty clothes.  There’s a spot on her shirt.

She’s arriving back at LAX and had police escorts out of the airport – because she HAS TO!

Photos: Splash News Online

Actually, I’m surprised Chelsea doesn’t look drunk at this Women in TV & Radio event!

OK, my cousin and I went to see Chelsea Handler together at Mohegan Sun a few months ago, thanks to Munchie and Rikki, and we just started calling each other “hot mess” and the people in our lives are annoyed by it.  Which makes it that much more amusing to us.  And now, we have Kyla saying it.  Only she doesn’t quite understand… I tell her to clean up her mess and she says, “you mean the hot mess I made!” and I crack up.

You can blow the picture up to see it.  I wanted Chelsea’s face to be big, for effect.

So I made that for my cousin and emailed it to her.  I’m hoping she finds it amusing.  We used to do stuff like that all the time.  That and other things, obviously.  We love Chelsea.

I know the people who come here for the “DIRT” are going to crap all over me for the lack of “dirt” in the posts gushing over some of my favorite celebrities, but WHAT-EVER!!