Roseanne Barr is coming back to her sitcom roots – but this time she isn’t going to be the center of attention.

Chelsea Handler’s book Are You There Vodka, its Me Chelsea is being turned into a show via NBC and Chelsea needs an aunt on the show…  And the aunt is going to be Roseanne at the moment. 
If you’re a Chelsea fan don’t worry about her not being on the show.  While the character of Chelsea is going to be played by Laura Prepon, Chelsea is going to play her own older sister.

If you need some Roseanna now you will be able to catch her on her own reality show on Lifetime.  She has 40 acres of land where she has macadamia nuts and livestock in Hawaii.  Something tells me that Roseanna is going to make a bit of a fool of herself throughout this one…

Whateve.  I’m looking forward to seeing Rosanna play Chelsea’s aunt – the book was good, but how good will the show be?  It’s all about who’s in it so we’ll see!

Justin Bieber took his girlfriend Selena Gomez to Hawaii for some rest and relazation after teh Billboard Music Awards this past Sunday night.

Now this is just my opinion, but Justin Bieber is 17 and Selena Gomez is 19.  Isn’t that a little young for anyone to be vacationing in a tropical paradise – and I am assuming that he doesn’t have a parent nearby even though he is a minor!?

I can just see Justin timberlake and Britney Spears all over this from their Michey Mouse Bluc and bubble gum pop days.  You remember them a little bit – back when everyone thought that they were both wholeseom small town kids.  We were all so wrong for a while about them on that…

I’m just hoping that they don’t do anything else that could make tweens and teens follow in their footsteps to make themselves star in Teen Mom next season.

Anyway.  I think that Justin Bieber should still be vacationing with his family – possibly bringing his girlfriend along – but not there alone, without constant parent supervision.

Matt Damon looks like a fat Flanders (from The Simpson’s) in these pictures!!  He’s filming “The Informant” in Hawaii… If only we could all use the “I gained all this weight for a movie role” excuse for looking like that!!!

Photos: Splash News Online

Splash News Online

Two days in a row of this hottie bo bottie Robert Buckley… No wonder Jack Wagner is hanging out in Hawaii with Heather Locklear while she’s filming her new movie with him… what dude would leave his woman alone on the beach with this fine piece of meat?!?

I thought for a second about making him the Name That Package, but it would be such a waste not to display this beauty on the front page, for all to see.

I need a shower.  Cold.  If you’re not at that point yet… check out the next picture…

You’re welcome.