The Cannes Film Festival isn’t just for A-list hoity toity Hollywood everybodys… it’s also a gathering place for skanks who just want to be where it’s at… Like what do Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, and Doug Reinhardt HAVE to do in Cannes?  NOTHING!!

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Who am I to start rumors but I wonder if Doug Reinhardt & Paris Hilton are on this “private” getaway to elope or get married?  It’s really time for her to do something for mad attention.  He’s just an attention/man whore so he’d do it in a heartbeat.

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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are in Amsterdam for a bumblebee lookalike contest… or something.

Click here to see more pictures of the adorable young couple in love.

How about if we just call them “Pug”?  Has anyone said that yet?

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The Hilton Sisters out with their boyfriends.  Nicky & David Katzenburg, Paris with Doug Reinhardt.  We don’t have a combined name for them yet, do we?  I guess it’s kind of tough to make anything cool out of those two… Anyone got anything?

Paris Hilton + Doug Reinhardt?

Racking my brain, can’t think of anything… we could always just call them “Herpes”.

They’re at some Charlotte Ronson party – so now I’m going to try to find some pics of Lindsay if she and Sam were there… or are they in a big fight again?  I can’t keep track!!

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I would LOVE to see the pictures of them actually bowling… I love bowling!!  Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt are going strong… it’s been over a month!!

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Paris Hilton and her super hot but super dirty boyfriend Doug Reinhardt spent last night partying at club Delux… What’s with the red lipstick?  Not a fan.  She’s yucky.

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Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt smooching – AWWWWWWW!

Not so much actually, it kind of makes me want to puke.  She is SO NASTY!!!!!  In fact, it isn’t until you actually see a picture of her making out with someone that you realize just how disgusting she is…. There is nothing sexually attractive about her at all.  I think her outfits are fun, but other than that… ew.

And he’s sucked face with everything skanky so…

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She has reached a new low dating the starf*cker

That’s a quote from someone on the JJB board where I found the pictures… Couldn’t have said it better myself!

Paris Hilton is in Tokyo to promote whatever it is she’s promoting this week, with her new boy toy Doug Reinhardt.  He has fast become the dirtiest boy in Hollywood.

It’s bizarre to me how much the girls in Tokyo WORSHIP Paris – aren’t they supposed to be MORE educated than our youth who have figured out she’s a skank??

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