WOW.

This is going to get ugly, real quick.  Howard Stern pieced together snippets of Dolly Parton’s books on tape to make it sound like she was saying racist and sexually explicit things about a number of famous people.  Dolly has issued a statement with regard to his bit and is ready to sue him for whatever she can sue him for…

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You can click here to hear the insanity.  I’m laughing my ass off right now, but I’m telling you - YOU WILL PROBABLY BE OFFENDED!!  THE WORST OF THE WORST OF VULGARITY!!!  NSFW!!! 

Even I’m sitting here like, ohhhh that’s SICK… but I you just gotta laugh because it’s so ridiculous.  Or not.

I can see the comments now… “Dana I can’t believe you would laugh at…”  I’m sorry, but it’s funny.

I do feel bad for Dolly thought, but it’s not like anyone would actually believe she said such things.