Wednesday Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer entered into a plea deal for her alleged theft of a $2,500 necklace.  No worries, it’s supposed to only be for 120 days – of which she will probably only serve 120 minutes, because it’s the same when converted from real time to celebrity time.  And of course she will remain on probation and complete a total 480 hours of community service.

Luckily Lindsay (I refuse to call her L.Lo) has finally realized that she needs to knock it off and there are other things going on in the world than her being dumb.  She said, “I hope to be able to fulfill my obligation without any press attention.  I think the media spotlight should be on issues such as homelessness and domestic violence instead of on me.” 

But wait, this all gets better.

There is evidence of Lindsay drinking in December while she was recieving treatment at the Betty Ford Center.  But wait, still gets better – she also tested positive for cocaine and amphetamines during a court-mandated drug test in September. 

I used to think that she was a little smart, but after finding out all of this no more. 

This is what happens to Disney stars when they grow up.

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Johnny Depp is on the cover of the January Edition of Vanity Fair and he looks HOT.  Annie Liebovitz took the pics for the magazine, and Johnny Depp talked about his battles with the people at Disney.

“They couldn’t stand him. They just couldn’t stand him,” Depp says of Disney’s reaction to his controversial interpretation of Sparrow. “I think it was Michael Eisner, the head of Disney at the time, who was quoted as saying, ‘He’s ruining the movie.’ Depp reveals to Smith, however, that he remained unfazed by the studio’s hysteria. “Upper-echelon Disney-ites, going, What’s wrong with him? Is he, you know, like some kind of weird simpleton? Is he drunk? By the way, is he gay?… And so I actually told this woman who was the Disney-ite… ‘But didn’t you know that all my characters are gay?’ Which really made her nervous.”

I’m willing to bet someone at Disney passed out when he said that.

Vanity Fair

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I guess Demi Lovato’s life isn’t as PG Rated as her Film and TV roles.

Not long after Demi left the Jonas Brothers tour to check into Rehab for “Physical and Mental issues,” Page 6 began reporting that Demi and Wilmer Valderrama (Fez from “That 70s Show”) are romantically involved.  (Uh… EW)

According to RadarOnline, now there’s a video that allegedly shows Demi snorting lines at a party and acting a fool.

Move over Lilo, we’ve got another child-star-turned-cokehead.

Juan Rico/Fame Pictures

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Britney Spears already took a little tour detour and spent a few hours at Disney World in Orlando yesterday.

HOW CUTE IS THAT PICTURE???

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The Jonas Brothers were on Regis & Kelly this morning and they attended a Disney event last night… Look at the girls screaming… It’s insane!!! Which one is the favorite? What is so great about them????

Here they are on Reege & Kelly…

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Splash News Online

This is Selena Gomez, she’s been on Hannah Montana with Miley Cyrus… she’s the same age, and thus far she hasn’t done anything scandalous… so rumor has it Disney is going to start phasing Miley out and push this girl into the spotlight.  Hopefully she can keep her clothes on and covering her flesh, at least until she’s 18.

This girl is way prettier than Miley too!!

From E! Online

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