Ewwww.  Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are sleeping together again.

Gwyneth Paltrow SIZZLES in a blue bikini.

It’s a good thing I don’t live anywhere near Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian.  They  like the freaky-deaky public sex.

Eminem Casts Porn Star Sasha Grey in his next Music Video.  (In a somewhat unrelated, but shameless plugging note, Sasha Grey hosted Now 100.5′s Exotic Halloween Ball last year.)

There are some things you just don’t twitpic.  Yourself on the ToiToi is one of them.  Yes, I’m talking to you Taryn Manning.  Eww!  Get some new underwear Taryn.  Seriously!

Frankie Muniz tried to kill himself.  Seriously dude?

Jewel is writing an album for her unborn son.  Aww!

Lilo’s got another deal to ruin I mean star in a new movie.

Is Charlie Sheen going to be a father again?

Vanessa Hudgens claims she cheated on her diet because her movie was so intense!  Yeah.  It wasn’t because of that breakup with Zac Efron.  Sure.  No, I’m not calling you a liar.  *shifty eyes*

I talked to Ali from OK! Magazine last night… She’s got the dirt on the LC & Lo vs. Audrina drama and she told me Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are moving to NYC and getting a ridiculously expensive apartment… and what’s up with the Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch reunion?  And is John Mayer good in bed?

I am so going to have to start watching the freaking Hills because of all this crap.