And they are damn happy about it!  Dina Lohan is pimping Ali & Cody out to Verizon…  They hosted an event at a NYC Verizon store and spun records, just like Auntie Sam – or ex-Auntie Sam – or whatever she is this week.

Could Cody look any more miserable.  He just wants to hang out with his friends instead of his mom & sister!

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Do you think all this Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Ali Lohan Cody Lohan Twitter nonsense is real or fake?  I mean it’s pretty easy to make a fake Twitter account, and Cody’s has a picture of himself watermarked from Just Jared… I mean maybe he would do that, why not if it’s a good picture of himself, but do you think these are real profiles?

And apparently a few weeks ago a bunch of Lindsay’s tweets were leaked, and again last night she was ranting about Samantha being a cheater or something… I tend not to buy these things, but then again she’s not the brightest bulb and she’s definitely on a downward spiral again.

Here are some links if you really care to investigate:

http://gawker.com/5170214/lindsay-lohans-crazy-tweets

http://twitter.com/dinalohan

http://twitter.com/codylohan

I love Cody’s – where are you mom your phone is turned off… Could be real for sure!!!

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Kate Hudson looked super pretty and glamorous at the premiere of Bride Wars last night.  I love her, I want to see this movie just because of her… She’s so CUTE!!!

Oh, and other celebrities were there… even Dina Lohan!!

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Lindsay Lohan & Dina out to dinner with Samantha Ronson.  Lindsay looks cute, Dina looks her usual skank ho self, and Samantha looks more thrilled than ever to be out with the two of them… I wonder what she really thinks of Dina.

Do you think Sam pays?  Probably.

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There’s Ali Lohan looking totally psyched to be visiting her idol/big sister Lindsay at her hotel in Manhattan… I’m sure they were making sure Lindz was OK after being HIT BY A BIKE this weekend… According to the NY Post, Lindsay was sideswiped by a motorcyclist after leaving a club on 32nd Street and was taken to the hospital. She was released at 4am, and her dad Michael said she is fine.

Here’s one of the best Chelsea Handler skits ever…

Photos: Splash News Online

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Dina Lohan went out to dinner with Ali and then sent her home… so she could go to the club til 2am!  That’s her with her publicist.

I’m watching last night’s Living Lohan… ALI SUCKS!!!  I’m sorry, but how can all these adults be sitting there encouraging her to make such horrible music.  She is just terrible!!!!

Photos: Splash News Online

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I watched Denise Richards & Dina Lohan on E! last night… GOOD STUFF!! It should be called Double D’s on E! for Denise and Dina.

Seriously, Denise is sweet – potty mouth, and she was totally going for her Oscar when she was all weeping at the table when they had a party for her dad… but it’s a cool show. Her daughters weren’t really in it all that much… She seems to spend more time with her PET PIGS than with her girls. The pigs annoy me. I’m hoping she doesn’t focus too much on getting her pet pig pregnant because really, who cares?

The Lohan show is obnoxious, but would we expect any less? Dina was on the phone talking to the Maloof guy about what song Ali is going to record and she was going on and on about Ali as an “artist” and what Ali feels is “her” and all this crap… As if she’s some creative genius. The song they picked for her – done by this Jamie kid who made it seem like he hooked up with Lindsay – sounded MUCH better BEFORE they added Ali’s voice!!!

What did you think? Did you watch?

The LA Times had a good review of the shows – click here to read it!

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There’s Long Island’s Mingling Moms Outstanding Mother of the Year 2008 – Dina Lohan.

What’s funny is she apparently skipped a court ordered family couselling session to go to this awards ceremony!  Michael Lohan is all mad because he showed up for the appointment only to find out she wasn’t going to make it… So is she in contempt of court?  That’s what he’s hoping for!

None of her children were there.  I guess they couldn’t make it for their mother of the year.

The other thing is… this is “outstanding” mother, but it doesn’t say in what way she is outstanding.  Outstanding isn’t necessarily a good thing anyway… kind of like an “oustanding balance” on an account – not good.

Anyway, I can’t wait to see this trash wreck of a TV Show.

More pictures of Dina accepting her much deserved award, making ridiculous faces, after the jump -

Show me now!

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