David Beckham took the boys surfing this weekend.  I am not really into the Posh & Becks worship but he is definitely a fine looking man.

David Beckham has a baby girl on the way and is starting a new business venture – he’s going to be releasing a bodywear line and his own men’s fragrance.  And of course his business partner Simon Fuller is in on all of this too.

I’m a little worried how this is going to smell.  Think about it.

For the bodywear if  you buy it and put it on will you then have the body of David Beckham (hot) or Victoria Beckham (her body is mostly plastic so I’m not sure if it counts yet).  One thing I know for sure the body wear line will probably cost a small fortune per piece so I will stick to my VS stuff.

Now as far as the men’s fragrance goes I have to wonder what it will smell like…  There are some men’s fragrances that I cannot get enough of and will get me to talk to any man wearing it.  However as David Beckham has made himself known by being a sweaty soccer player is this going to smell like a sweaty man?  Because that is not hot whatsoever.  His fragrance is going to be called Homme.

Wait.  I almost forgot, David Beckham released a statement about his upcoming ventures:  “I have had the idea of doing a bodywear collection for some time now,” Beckham tells WWD. “[Emporio Armani] told me that their gross turnover in 2007 was around 16 million euros [$22.7 million at current exchange] and after the campaign in 2008 it went up to 31 million euros [$43.9 million] in 2008. It proved to me that there is a real market for good-looking, well-made men’s bodywear.”

David Beckham injured his Achilles in a game the other night….. and he got roughed up in the face somehow too!  Poor guy looks like he’s recently taken quite a beating!!!

Photos: Fame Pictures

Barry Bonds took his family to the Lakers game… it seems to be the thing to do lately – David Beckham, Will Ferrell and his son, and George Lopez were also there.

Photos: Splash News Online

The Beckham bunch at the Lakers game last night… They are so cute!

Photos: Splash News Online

David Beckham picked the kids up from school yesterday… in his sweet ride.  His security had to tell the paparazzi to back off, I guess they were getting too close… and with his kids in the car!

Is the little one in the front big enough to be riding there?  He looks like he’s still booster age!!

It’s David Beckham, on the new Armani billboard.

I swear, from a distance and when the picture is small, he looks like Mr. T!!!  It’s the shadow and his scruff or something, I SWEAR… when I first looked at the thumbnails I thought it was Mr. T!

OK is David Beckham a GUEST at the grand opening of this Gordon Ramsey restaurant in Hollywood… or is he a frigging waiter??

WHAT is that bow tie??  That little vest???  The brown shoes?????  It’s ALMOST tolerable but the BOW TIE???

STYLIST – FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!

I talked to Laura, the head writer for OK! Magazine about John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston – and I was actually surprised to find out what’s REALLY going on between them… And the girls compiled a list of the Top 50 Man Candy – David Beckham is #1 – find out what the sole criteria for making the list was!

I’m going to talk to Laura or Jocelyn on a weekly basis, so if you have any questions you want answered – let me know!

Due to the overwhelming popularity of this morning’s feature NAME THOSE  TATAS, I’ve decided to do a little something for the package checkers among us… Don’t lie, you do it.

So who does this grabworthy package belong to?

Splash News Online 

It’s David Beckham! 

Do you like this game?  Should we play again soon?  Or are you offended?  I think it’s almost clean enough for work…

And wait until I tell you the story about my friend’s co-worker who became obsessed with a certain website… OH IT’S FUNNY!  I’ll get to that tomorrow.

Does anyone remember when I was at FLZ and did “easter eggs” on my page?  I think I might have to bring that back on here.