Dane Cook has been evicted from his apartment in West Hollywood for failing to pick up his dog’s crap… Apparently sworn statements from witnesses were admitted in court, several neighbors have seen Dane allow his little dog to crap on the lawn… and have seen him walk away without cleaning it up.  NASTY!

I can’t wait to hear the jokes he writes about this situation… He doesn’t even deny the allegations!

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Jessica Alba gave birth to a baby girl on Saturday! Her name is HONOR MARIE WARREN. Her publicist sent an email to the AP earlier today but didn’t give any other info about the baby. All the celebrity babies are going to pop!

We should start tracking celebrity couples and where they are, then figure out when they made the baby… Seriously, if Jessica Alba gave birth this weekend, that means she got pregnant in the end of August/beginning of September 2007… So we can Google them or look up pictures of where they were…

Ohhhh… Lookie here! End of August/early September 2007 Jessica Alba was promoting Good Luck Chuck… WITH DANE COOK!!!

Here they are on August 27th, 2007, and he has these “I HIT THAT!” eyes… and she looks GUILTY.

And here they are on September 20th, 2007

CASH WARREN, I’d ask for a paternity test.

Because they broke up for a while… July 25, 2007 was the date the news of their break up came out…

They got back together at the beginning of September… so yeah, they could have made the baby during make-up back-together sex… or maybe they met for ex-sex and she got pregnant?

Hmmm… It could be Dane Cook’s though. I’m just pointing that out.