This is how the Cyrus Family goes to church. I don’t go to church, but on rare occasions when I do, I certainly don’t dress like this. Is this how people dress for church now? In jeans and flannels and tank tops? And is that a nasty wig Miley’s wearing or is that her real rat’s nest of hair? She could totally do an Amy Winehouse thing with that mop.
The dude is Justin Gaston, he’s on Billy Ray’s show. He is 19. The photos were actually labeled as Miley and her BOYFRIEND but this kid is 19 and I don’t think that’s legal, even for these rednecks. Miley is actually rumored to be dating her Hannah Montana co-star Cody Linley who just broke up with Demi Novato from Camp Rock.
They went to church in Pasadena and then went to the Cheesecake Factory. I freaking LOVE The Cheesecake Factory. There’s one a mile from my house and we haven’t been there in forever!
I don’t know, I don’t care. She’s such a little tramp, like worse than Britney ever was.
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