After his insane rant on the syndicated Alex Jones Radio Show, Charlie Sheen is reportedly going to write his own memoirs and is considering the title “‘When the Laughter Stopped”

Charlie claimed that he “closed his eyes” and cured his addiction in a nanosecond.

We’ve received an exclusive excerpt of the memoir:

“Blah Blah Blah Cocaine, Blah Blah Blah Jewish People, Blah Blah Blah, Epic, Blah Blah Blah, Porn Stars, Blah Blah Blah Chuck Lorre!”

and we’re hearing each copy comes with a designer suitcase filled with cocaine.

Seriously though, CBS has CANCELED the remaining episodes of  “Two and a Half Men” this season after the broadcast rant.  We’ll see what happens.

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Super-Douche Pete Doherty (the English Musician who was caught forcing his cat to smoke crack and dated Kate Moss)  was in court today in London town, dealing with his recent legal issues caused by his cocaine addiction.  Of course, he looked like he was on drugs himself (London just experienced a pretty decent snowfall, so I don’t think he’s sweating because of the weather) and had a creepy looking friend along for the ride.

Barcroft/Fame Pictures

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I guess Demi Lovato’s life isn’t as PG Rated as her Film and TV roles.

Not long after Demi left the Jonas Brothers tour to check into Rehab for “Physical and Mental issues,” Page 6 began reporting that Demi and Wilmer Valderrama (Fez from “That 70s Show”) are romantically involved.  (Uh… EW)

According to RadarOnline, now there’s a video that allegedly shows Demi snorting lines at a party and acting a fool.

Move over Lilo, we’ve got another child-star-turned-cokehead.

Juan Rico/Fame Pictures

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Paris Hilton was arrested in Vegas last night for possession of cocaine!

And we thought she was just a big pot-head :)

Actually, it was the pot smoke cloud coming from the car that led to her being pulled over… then they found coke on her too!

Click here for the full story.

That photo, of course, is from her infamous tear-infused ride to the clink in 2007…

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Worn by the one and only Queen of all Media, Perez Hilton, at Camila Alves MUXO clothing launch at Kitson.  There’s Lilo on the t-shirt for Everybody Nose Cocaine Kills…

That’s why she and Sam just eat ice cream as a party favor now!  See the pics below!

Photo: Splash News Online

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No, Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have a coke snorting video a la Amy Winehouse smoking crack, but she does make a cameo in the new N.E.R.D. video for “Everybody Nose” which is CLEARLY about cocaine use…

I seriously can not stand people who do coke, even if they only do it once in a while.  The moment I find out someone does that sh*t, it completely turns me off to the person… I can’t even stand to be around people if I know they do it.  I get irritated just watching this video because the whole “scene” is so annoying to me.  No offense if you’re a cokehead, but I don’t like you.

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