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Crystal Audigier’s WARPED Birthday Party

D*ana — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:03:28 +0000

So her dad is like the most coolest fashion designer in Hollywood right now… but does that REALLY make all of this “OK”???

I thought it was bad to see Miley Cyrus wearing that mini-dress on her 16th birthday, but this little night in the life is pretty sick!

The girl gets 2 cars, presented to her by Paris and Nicky Hilton – because why not have Paris Hilton sex-tape/jail princess as a role model…

She’s wearing a super short dress, doing sexy poses, I mean, she is not of legal age… it’s really gross.

AND LOOK AT HER WITH HER FATHER!!!!!!!!Â Who poses like that with their DAD?Â It’s one thing to be a cool dad or to have a close relationship… but this is just really sick looking to me.

Am I way off?

Photos: Splash News Online

Britney Spears needs to shave and get a facial!

D*ana — Tue, 27 May 2008 15:32:35 +0000

Britney Spears went to Christian Audigier’s birthday bash the other night… She was there with her father, entourage, a friend, and her agent – Jason Trawick.Â Some are suggesting there’s some romance between them… but I can’t see how any normal dude would go for a cuckoo like Britney.Â She’s not a woman.Â My suspicion is that if this guy IS going after Britney, he’s a complete slimeball with some issues of his own… If he’s not going after her, he’s a businessman who wants to make some money – and maybe he can help her.

She’s definitely taken the first steps, there were several opportunites for crotch shots on this night and up to this point I haven’t seen any.Â Then again, I’ve been relaxing all weekend so I haven’t caught up yet…

Anyway, there’s Britney enjoying herself, not showing her crotch, and… clearly not shaving the backs of her legs!

Photos: Splash News Online

Michael Jackson surprise appearance – pics!

D*ana — Sat, 24 May 2008 18:50:36 +0000

Michael Jackson wasn’t the special guest on American Idol last week… but he did show up at fashion designer Christian Audigier’s birthday party last night!

Unreal… Can’t do AI – but will do a private birthday party.Â I can not wait to find out how much MJ got paid to do this.

His face doesn’t seem to be too much worse than it’s been recently… his nose has kind of reached a falling off plateau.

Fergie was also there, she and Michael apparently had a conversation in Fergie’s dressing room.Â I wonder how that went.

Photos: Splash News Online